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One day, i was sitting at my computer jacking off, when my big fat wife told me to stop rubbing mah tiny cock and go outside because she had to vacuum or some shit. I hated going outside because it made my skin burn up, but i did it anyway so i can freeload off her for a few more days. I realized i brought my wallet with me, and decided to go to a music store because why the fuck not. It took me two days to get dere, because i was also fat and had no car and i had to live off my body fat to make it. And if u thought that was a near deth experience, think again.

 

It took me 2 whole days to get back home, and by the then all my body fat was bye-bye, and I was all muscular looking. I came home and my wife beat me for not being home for four days, but then told me she wanted fuck since I looked beautiful. I told her i brought music for her and put it i the CD player, following the instructions. After about ten seconds she exploded, and she and her ugly fat bewbs were gone from my life forever. However, the CD shot out of the CD player and decapitated my head too for some reason. And that's how i ended here in Hell.

 

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