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"All female characters are now wearing shoes"
 
"nOOOOOOOOOOOO" I yelled, but it was too late…late... the game was ruined forever. "MUhahahahaha" i heard as an evilk kefka laugh ran through my 480p TV, nearly blowing out my speakers. "Holy shit!!!" I should've known...
 
As satan started to come out of my TV, I started to throw every object in my room that i could find: rubber dildo (definitely my girlfrends im straight remenber) a hammer, a juicebox, A comically large anchor, 4 more rubber dildos (once again not mine) and an improvised implosive device, which put everything back where i put it. He spoke.
 
"You have given me your soul mortal, now you will spend eternity in hell where you will suffer forever, MUHAHAHAHA!" satan said as he let out another kefka laugh. "Not so fast, homo" I said to satan "look at my hair."
Satan was baffled and visibly cowering in fear and horror "you.. You…You... You're a ginger!!!!" "Hey! Ginger is our word, say ginga you racist!!!!!" "Yes sir, sorry sir" satan said sadly as he teleported away. Another victory royale. I sat and pondered the fact that I DID spend 7,375,684 years trying to beat a single boss without any attribute points at all, so I kinda already went to hell. But it didn't matter! Time to finally get some sweet sweet shrine maiden feet!
 
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