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It was an average day for david. David was a 14 year old boy with fire red hair. He went to highschool.
He got on the bus and awaited the shitfest that awaited him. Unsuprisingly Baka came up to him and clogged him in the face.
"You know gingers got no souls" he said as he falcon punched david. David ran but then he ran into jessie. she had pink hair and she was the popular girl. With tons of ridicoulous lipstick. She said "WATCH WHERE YOU GOING NERD!"
"oh im sorry jessie"
"Too bad now get on the floor loser"
Anyone who bumped into jessie had to get on the floor and do the dinosaur, or she would have her 14 boyfriends beat them up.
Inside a dark rage emerged inside of him and his pupils went black. He said "No."
"YOU DARE DEFY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL JESSIE!" She barked.
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TAILS DOLL: I AM THE TAILS DOLL
Sonic.exe approached and poured bleach onto david and threw a match. David burst into flames and sonic.exe laughed. "Dont mess with me! You little nerdy dork" The tails doll said "I AM THE TAILS DOLL". But thenthe flames brunt the chair enough for david to break free. David walked free ignoring the pain and ended the tails doll. David turned his sights to shane dawson and he was about to grab a cat outta his hole but david slashed him before he could. Then he went towards sonic.exe and he ran. David gave chase. He caught up and grabbed sonic.exe
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David saw herobrine hiding underneath a burning palm tree and quickly killed him. Then jake from state farm appeared and said "YOU FOOL! I HAVE GIVENTH LIFE INSURANCE TO HEORBRINETH" Then herobrine was revived and had to pay jake all his money. I simply killed herobrine again. Herobrine was revived but he had so money so jake obliterated him. Jake and david fought for hours but david came victorious and tossed jake into the void.
As david ran around the place he saw siren head snapped like a twig, welp that means only jeff is left. He met him ontop of a hill and jeff said "Welp lets do this"
▲As david ran around the place he saw siren head snapped like a twig, welp that means only jeff is left. He met him ontop of a hill and jeff said "Welp lets do this"
"Ok, i wont go easy jeffy boy"
"Good cause your gonna go to sleep
"LEts SEE aBoUt THAT jEFFrEy"
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They found Jessie and made he Jump off the void naked as revenge. But then the fire from before had completely engolfed spring hell zone and was quickly spreading to the corner of the map they standed on. Eventually the entire map caught on fire and both died. David's knife fell into a black hole and landed onto the ground of our world.
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