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When I got home, all I wanted to do was watch that video. I literally tossed the DVD into the disc tray of my PS3 (don't judge.) It started with the iconic Dead Bort intro theme song, I'm sure you've heard it before so I won't describe it to you. The first scene was Bort walking for 15 seconds, I had my granddad's old stopwatch on hand just for this occasion. Bort then stopped and stared at me, his eyes began to bleed blood for 10 seconds. I vomited immediately, that chicken sandwich from Burger King must have been rancid. The next scene was Bort killing everyone in the Dead Bort Cinematic Universe (DBCU) with a bloody knife for 10 minutes! I was scared! The last scene was Bort getting murdered by Dead Bart, I was very confused. Why was Dead Bart Sampson from The Sampsons killing Bort? Then the tape ejected from the tape deck on my PS3 (don't judge.) I burned it on a stake!
This is a very true story. Right now, I'm throwing up in a trash bin because those bastards at Burger King gave me a rotten sandwich. I intend on suing them later. By the way, don't go looking for the DVD/tape. It ain't worth it. It sucked. I was scammed out of 50 bucks for that thing.
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