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Until this day I was skeptic, but now, I know the truth, before this I though that Steam was a fun place for playing with friends and play games, but no, now i Know that steam is evil, it's a tool of satan to get people to hell and torture them souls, before reading this, do not enter in steam, do not play any valve game, hell, waht if isn't only about Steam? what if of all the games? i dunno, but don't pla ygames, probably you have played a lot of games, now you're cursed and you're going to hell, waht a sorrowful life, me so sorry but when you will die you suffer, but why?. The other day I was Steam, I received a gift of a friend, it was Dead Island, the game received shitty reviews, but, hey, it's a gift, but that was an error, i downloaded the game, and after 9 hours the game started.
the tittle was wierd, becaus instead of dead uisland it said live island, i though it was a mod and steam was on innocent days and all that i pressed start and i created a new game, instead of the four default characters it was only one character and it was very similar to me, his name was the same and the story was the saME story as me, i slected it and the game didn't started with the video of how do you voodo bitch of sam b, it started without a video in room that it was exact sane looking as my bedroom, iut had the same computer teh same tv and the same bed.
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aghhhhhhh, now im the crow of satan and i willl come for your soul, jajajajajajajajajajaajajdbasoñifubasodf youre next dsaiodjoasdna´{
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