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One really bad Sunday morning I was sleeping.
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666-666-6666
That was a weird number, but I shrugged it off because I
I was very interested to become an intern at Disney Studios Channel Thingymajig, so I turned off the TV and grabbed my cellphone. I went to type in the number, but I forgot it.
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Dang it! I was so mad I threw it on the ''grouuuuuund''. It broke in half. I had wasted a $99 phone. Anyway, I turned the television back on. The episode had barely started. But it cut to commercial quickly. The number flashed back on the screen.
I grabbed my spare phone and violently pushed in 666-666-6666. The phone rang. It rang 6 times. Then it rang 6 more times. Then it rang another 6 times.
I walked up to the studio building. Right as I entered, some guy grabbed me by the arm and shoved me through a doorway. In the room was a round table with possible writers of the show. The man that grabbed me by the arm told me I got to watch the newest episode of ''Dog with a Blog''.
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The episode started out normally, as if anything weird was going to happen, right? HA! I laughed out loud in front of many strangers.
Stan (he was the talking dog with a blog, like the title suggests) walked into the kitchen. He looked around with hyper-unrealistically CGI eyes. Then he shouted,
There was slight chuckling from the people watching. Who has ever heard of a dog not wanting to be treated like a dog? I have. But that is not that scary so I
After Stan shouted, Tyler (a dumb teenage boy with what I think is a mullet) walked in and stared angrily at the dog. The mutt CGI closed his eyes sadly. His mouth formed a CGI frown.
Chloe ran into the kitchen screaming bloody murder.
I thought this was just a joke by Chloe, because she was a young, weird girl.
But after this thought Tyler said that she was right.
This was the final straw for Stan. He managed to hang himself in 5 seconds. I
Avery ran into the kitchen and saw
Suddenly the lights of the kitchen went out. 5 stopwatch minutes later a dungeon came into view. Avery, Tyler, and
Everyone, including me, screamed.
The episode ended.
Everyone puked.
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