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One really bad Sunday morning I was sleeping.
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666-666-6666
That was a weird number, but I shrugged it off because I
I was very interested to become an intern at Disney Studios Channel Thingymajig, so I turned off the TV and grabbed my cellphone. I went to type in the number, but I forgot it.
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Dang it! I was so mad I threw it on the ''grouuuuuund''. It broke in half. I had wasted a $99 phone. Anyway, I turned the television back on. The episode had barely started. But it cut to commercial quickly. The number flashed back on the screen.
I grabbed my spare phone and violently pushed in 666-666-6666. The phone rang. It rang 6 times. Then it rang 6 more times. Then it rang another 6 times.
"Hello," bellowed the demon-voice guy from before.
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"Yeah homie."Man, I was COOL!
"OK. Drive to
"Yuh," I slurred. Then I drove to "Generic Spooky Cliché Lane", got pulled over, beat-up by police officers, and parked my car in the Nickelodeon Disney Channel Studios parking lot.
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The episode started out normally, as if anything weird was going to happen, right? HA! I laughed out loud in front of many strangers.
Stan (he was the talking dog with a blog, like the title suggests) walked into the kitchen. He looked around with hyper-unrealistically CGI eyes. Then he shouted, "I WISH I
There was slight chuckling from the people watching. Who has ever heard of a dog not wanting to be treated like a dog? I have. But that is not that scary so I
After Stan shouted, Tyler (a dumb teenage boy with what I think is a mullet) walked in and stared angrily at the dog. The mutt CGI closed his eyes sadly. His mouth formed a CGI frown.
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But after this thought Tyler said that she was right. "You will always be a useless, stupid, pointless, dog."
This was the final straw for Stan. He managed to hang himself in 5 seconds. I
Avery ran into the kitchen and saw
"No!" She screamed. "I wanted to have dog babies with him!"
Suddenly the lights of the kitchen went out. 5 stopwatch minutes later a dungeon came into view. Avery, Tyler, and
"Hello humans," growled a bloody Stan in a much lower voice. "As you can see, I am a zombie. But you know who
"Your father
"And do you know what
"
Everyone, including me, screamed.
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"What do you call a frozen dog? A pup-sicle!"
"
The episode ended.
Everyone puked.
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