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Jeff woke up with a start. Wait, wasn't he dead? No, he was alive. But how?
He must have been dead, because he was in the morgue. But he was breathing,
He leapt onto the coroner's desk, and looked into his reflection on the
As it turns out, they were taking out the garbage that day, and it was also
Jeff woke up again. It was very dark, and smelly. He used his stinger to slit
The next day, As Sam Unkler was trimming his bushes, he thought he heard a faint hiss coming from the other side. He went to investigate it, and there was nothing there. Little did he know that while he was distracted, Jeff had jumped onto his glove and crawled up his arm, onto his shoulder.
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"We wouldn't like that," she heard Sam say, right behind her. Janet spun around, and screamed at what she saw. This...thing was no longer her husband. He now had snow-white skin, long, greasy black hair, bulging, blue-tinted eyes that stared into space, long claw-like fingernails and an impossibly wide grin filled with jagged, sharp teeth. "We wouldn't like that at all." He hefted a gigantic spoon over his head, preparing to bash her over the head with it. The very last thing she heard was "GO. TO. POTATO."
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