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== THE BEGINNING ==
One day, I was looking for a really good game to purchase on Steam. I was looking in the simulation section, when ,suddenly, I came across a bus driving game. It was called Desert Bus. I thought it would be a rather fun game where you completely wreck shit with an attack truck. I
== JOURNAL ==▼
▲One day, I was looking for a really good game to purchase on Steam. I was looking in the simulation section, when ,suddenly, I came across a bus driving game. It was called Desert Bus. I thought it would be a rather fun game where you completely wreck shit with an attack truck. I didn’t give a crap about the price of the game or the description. or the snapshots. or anything. So I downloaded it while my account got charged infinity dollars. The icon was just a clipart of a bus. I got a journal and began to write about it while I played the game for a trollpasta that will most likely will go unrecognized until it gets categorized and sooner or later deleted.
▲= JOURNAL =
=== Hour One ===
So
=== Hour Two ===
Okay, so
=== Hour 3 ===
So, I looked up gameplay videos. Apparently, you drive down a straight road. So I booted up the game again and began to play. I began to ENJOY the game. It was beginning to be fun. I enjoyed all of the time I had to piss my pants and eat playing Desert Bus.
=== Hours 4-6 ===
The game began to get a little weird, it began to get a little wild. At about five hours, instead of it being completely straight, there was a curve! This
=== Hour 7-11 ===
My GOD. OH MY GOD. OHHHH MY GODDDD. The game got really scary. There were more curves, and people were trying to attack me, so I actually had to use STRATEGY and THINKING. It was very spooky. I almost had a brain attack from thinking. Then, a bunch of bugs splattered on my windshield. But instead of it being green, it was a little splatter of hyper-realistic blood! I got so spooked I sharted my pants for life!
=== Hour 12 ===
I did it. I got two points. I must stop playing this game before I become intelligent. I MUST DELETE IT.
== Epilogue ==▼
I had to delete it. I was becoming more intelligent and strategic. I
▲= Epilogue =
▲I had to delete it. I was becoming more intelligent and strategic. I couldn’t delete it. I got my assault rifle and shot up my desktop. But then as I got up, there was a steering wheel. I was driving a bus. I was driving a desert bus.
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