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"So you want me to fantasize over Sora? Like when we knew her?"
 
"Ew no that would mean that you were fantasizing over a fifteennineteen year old." Joe refused and T.K. pounded his head against the wall.
 
"Jesus christ. Can we stop talking about what I fantasize over and do something productive?" T.K. found a empty notebook and started to write. "How about we write of our adventures at the digital world?"
 
"Fine sure. Just don't make me call 911 on you over liking middle school girls." Joe agreed and promised that was the last pervert joke he would make.
 
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"She rejected me." Joe said and ran away to summer camp.
 
"What is your age?" Eric the head guy asked and Joe said eighteentwenty. "Then you can raise these people for a while."
 
"Matt is 1623, Tai and Sora are fifteentwenty-one, Izzy and Mimi are 1420, and T.K. is thirteennineteen." Joe read and then went to the cabin.
"Let's go on a adventure." Joe told them and then a wave came in and sucked them in.
 
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"I fucking miss you son and I wish that you were there to see your mothers death and I feel terrible. Please come home with me and you can see like your twenty trillion brothers again." Gallantmon begged the head of Ford INC.
"Fine I will join." The head of Ford INC said and Gallantmon went to his wives grave and his wife was named Jeri.
T.K. got praise from Gennai and Gallantmon for exceeding their expectations. T.K. walked around until he found a girlwoman. Her name was Lily or some generic bullshit. They fell in love and they made out like fucking fuck. They were also blushing worse than fucking porn. T.K. had a nineteen inch boner and she felt it. They had sex.
Elsewhere Davis wrote a letter to a woman named Yolei declaring his love. He talked to her about everything and how much lust he had for her even though she's like twelvetwenty and he is nearly five hundred.
A Myotismon servant named Wizardmon met a woman named Julie and fell in love with her. They were a great couple. Wizardmon X Julie for fucking ever. Then Myotismon killed Julie and Wizardmon wanted revenge. So he trained with Gennai and started to go up Radio Tower.
Skip to the battle of Radio Tower. Davis confessed his creation of digital world creating while standing up despite his paralysis like Pearl Harbor and Yolei came in and made out with him as hot as fuck. They started to take off their clothes quickly and stuff. Everybody left besides Daemon who recorded and made a sex tape out of it.
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In Davis's bedroom with Daemon (right after the Myotismon battle), Daemon pressed red button on the wheelchair and the Davis in there fell asleep. Showing that the Davis we knew was actually just a clone. Daemon took off their hood and revealed himself to be the real Davis. The difference was that this one had no face. Meaning that his head was just that. He had no eyes or mouth or ears or nose or hair. Literally nothing. "I am God." Davis said and it was then a pretty obvious give away that he was actually the main villain this whole entire story.
 
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