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This is a parody of the original TV show. This is unfinished and I hope you enjoy this (this sentence will be removed when the story is finished). I will keep updating as I finish each section. Thanks for reading.
STORY
Chapter 1
Our stor started one day in the eighties I guess with our 17seventeen17 year old hero/villain Ken. He was playing hsi Zelda gae on his game boy when his older brother Sam got a strange message. “Meet me bithc” Was what the message said and Sam decided to be a idiot and go meet the person of the note. His name was Yukio Owikawa. Sam went to the coccer fidld and once there Owikawa shot Sam several times in the chest oh no. Then Ken later found out on the news and btched about it. Suddenly he found a computer that sucked him into it. Taking him into a strange digital orld. 113
Chapter 2
3Three3 digital wordl years later (which is about 18eighteen18 hours on eath), our true min charactr 18eighteen18 year old Joe was going on a date with a chick named Sarah. “Oh my goth don’t I look so good for the date?” Joe asked his older brother Jim who was looking at a picture.
“Sure thing mo fo.. Hey Joe... don’t get dirty. If you know what me men.” Jim said in response and Joe decided to listen to the waring. Then he left his house to dirve to the Srah house. Once there he got a boner over hot hot the Sear girl was. “Oh my digshit you look sho hit Joe.” Sar said and the two went to tehir date One at their date Sra was all like “Hey Joe, why you like ?”
“Because ur hot I guessa.” Joe said and then they wet back to their car after the date and dinnner nd hate hot sex. After the hot sec Sa was all looking at Joe worried of reactin.
“Joe we not can’t go out.” Sr told Joe and that made him cry like a pussy ass bith.
“Fe you ass hole tnen I will bagn outh ggirls.” Joe said and then S lefy the car to were Joe wnet to home adn foing father trying to cut himself.
“Ht thf uf au io trying to giv nt the power strem.” Joe asked his fathe rna dhis father killped his off aof rbeven suggeted int.
“of yiu mother fucking I will ith lspa hyou becouse yo en suggest that.” Joe fathr siad athen then fither btuc slap Joe super hard what the fuck he think.
Suden Joe left because he was hurt and didn’t wnat futher deal with. He rech cam of summer sinc it iummer and the house guy was all like “Joe you sta here the night it okay.” Joe a cepted offer and got a file of six people.
“Matt , Tai, Sora ,a, Mimi, Izzy, and short ass motherfucking.:” Joe read the files and saw that they all age range from 13thirteen13 and 16sixteen16. Afterwards Joe left the house and wnet to the cam place whe the other six were waitng for him 1. 369
Chapter 3
A fw minte ater Joe had found the group in their hosue doing frugh shit. Such as Mtt with knife, Tai with hakcky sack, Ixzzy truyong to break into goverment, Sora looking at magazines were with all mane and porn, Mimi talking to her fbrienf abou buff 50 yr ol guys and short guy being te norma one. “Oh my fucing penis you need to hget your shot togetrhr 1” Joe had demanesad angirly ad the group all screamed. Not because of him beut because of the wave 1. There was wave. There was a wave flying towards the group and they where all suced in like Hjounny Tsunami get it cuss that my favoyrt movie of all tim.
Whe grou wae up they ntced that they all had thses wierd gothic things that wer monster like. Sudeenly one of them start startspeaking it was a ndiosaur. “My name is Agumon and I am hilatrious and you will quote everything I say1. Matt’s emo wl that likes to cut himself is named Gabumon. Sora’s lesbian bird that gets off to lesbian porn like Sora is named Biyomon get it cuss both Sora an Biyomon are esbans. Izzy’s relaly smart ass busg that graudtated from harvadrd is named Tentomon. Mimi’s floery goddness that is really my girlfriend is anem Palmon. Joe’s anjoying as doghsot fish like thing taht sounds liek Jar jaAr MOTHERFUCKINGBINKS is named Gomamon. Then that shrt guys digimon athtw illl die by the one fourth point of the styr is named patmaon don’y get too attcehed to the, Now woth that pit of the way let’s get started on our hoes journey.” Agumon did the intorycductions as Tai looked at them totz confused. He didn’t undertsnad a single word from that.
“No no mesa stay. Mesa ggalled Gomamon. Mesa your humble servant.” Gomamon said and thn a red bug that looks ed like Scoprion from Mortal Kombat 2two2 howed up and forced teh group to a cliff were they jumped off ad suicided. Or did thsye1? 338
Chapter 4
Menahwle back with our hero Ken. In teh last three years he had grown a ful on beard and now has ten rings. One for each finger. During the three years he met his olw partenr named WOrmmon. “Oh my pop 3hwat is this?1”
“It’s me Wormmon I love pop tarts 1.” Wormmon said tna teht was whohw they teamed up. Once they teamed up after threw years they found a mine that was being worked on. Their leader what was named JewelBeemon.
“You will wrkk for me forevrr211’ JeewlebEbEemon said and taht wsd hwow they andslavry scareere sstarted with theat place. Kena dn WOrmmon worked very hard and over tim ahd makde up tehir promotions all the way to second in commaned behic JewleebBBEemon. It took a lot of time dodgjoist, and eforot to do it but it eventually happened.
“Hey this digimon is eing a bitch by trng t give me a jblowjob I not even bu lol. Anyways can you kile that mo fo for me you piece of sfilth.” JewlebEemon said and gave Ken a gun t kill the digimon taht was rejfecting.
ekEn had a very hard choice to made. He had two tug of war happen and he made a choice. “No VOLDEDMROT!1!”: Ken yelled and hsot the gun at JewlebEEmons bac severba times na dklled the eveil oer lord get it cuss teh great movie ever is named Robot Overlord Dylan and would agree with me right lol bithc.
“How ahboyt we part the vitsoyr?” Wormomn suggested and the grou and heroes working at the mine had a big mparty. After the pary they formed a group challed the feedo m firghters and the freedom fighters started to rebel against evil like the show Sonic the Hedgehog. 296
Chapter 5
Meanwhile with our much less interesting heroes for now, tehy where walking a long on the tbeach as if the previous events of the flicc breaking apart that they where falling pff of had never fucking happend. “I really wish I had some fun these days.” Mimi bitched loudly and looked at Joe. “Do you have a idea?”
“Don’t worry my love there will be plenty of lave latr for the bot of us.” Joe had told his new cursha dn the they found something that was all dogshit and wried. It was phone booths nest to the water edge. Not at all questionsing the position of them, the grouo each went to one except for the short guy who serves no purpose in teh first parts of this story.
“oh my sfucking hotline will the fuck wil l you answer 1.” Sora bitched while she was trying to call her mother who really loved her wven toygh shc e aws in fcking denail because you was a fucking teenager and all fucking teeagers are in denail bithc.
“I fucking quo my mother and father won’t answe the damn machie. Pr maybe it relaly liek Doctr who who really had a time lord machone and this is one of them holey shit they why I never confissdeed that.” Ta wai was statbf as he sa down net to Sora n closed this eyes for na and doghsot. Suddenly a dnoise taht happeend athat woek everytbody up from tehyr worset nightard. It was your father when yh egrounds no. No JK but for ireal it was sea monster.
“I love sea food.” Joe said and then tried to eat it and when he tried to eat it it hurt his eyes and ears but not his nose because his nose was fucking powerful like dogshit.
“That is eneogh.” Tai yelled and tried to fight teh sea monster but it brok his neck and he died. No not really but he did get thrown at a swall which was te ime more painful than having sex lol. Then Agumon couldn’t do it anynore. He was scacew igorr his anndsnaaritu. I mean snity but I am too laxy to retype that word.
‘AgUMON LASXT NEDSSS TO GREYMON!” Agumon yelled and shot out flaminthrowers from Diart Queen at the enmie and it worked like the sex ream that I had ast night. The sea monsetrs swam away because it couldn’t handle teh pur fucking awesome of flamsthrowers buregers.
“yeay that was our furist fucking battle 1. Now lets’ get hungry.” Izzy was saying as he was thiniung about the food they like “ I wasnt pizza.” He said and then a really lost Round Table guy showed up and tried to fidn the rigt delivery but the people lied because they where douchehbags and told them taht it was their order so they got to eat pizza the whole night like fucn and rdreams. 489
Chapter 6
That night there was trollye car and the group all nknew waht the fuck that meant. “Let’s have a strip poll party!” Matt screamed in excitement and everybody got naked as they had sex with the dragon from Spiro and then afterwards teh went inside the trolley car fro one reason. Jeremy Irons had told them to. There was s stripe pole and on the strip poel there was anotice that said ‘Sex me sex me.”
Mimi went first. She was oing the mecjagar. Matt went in di the Magic Mike danco off from the start of teh fucking movie. Then Sora did the dance that was in all those eroctic movies that made everybody honry and just couldn’t contain their lust for her. Even toygh she was a lgreat female lead as will be shown in the later bits of teh story. Tai did the monnwalk and when he reached teh pole he got fully naked and then rubbed his butt and back against the pole. Izzy opened his computer and rubbed it up and down the pole as he was recording it the whole time. Then Joe sis the Macarina and then after he did the macarina he found our a visio. “My dad knows teh secret to life.” He yiled and then before te short guy do santhing on that pole there was anther fuckin noice. It was s ea nskae.
“What the fucking flying horse dogshit. I thoyght e where dong to be safe for thet night but I guess I war wrong. Anytwahsu lets take care of it right fruclimg now.” Matt was saying and then he jumped on that snaea snake like fucking KO from Mortal Kombat ad then he was flung asidde like he didn’t matter which he really doesn’t.
“I will agnsget Gabumon to become Garurumon!” His partner yelled when they decided that they wanted to safe the day. Aftweards they defeated teh sea snale with their fucking frire cbreath like coller fro m freirzzer. Afterwards short guy looked at Matt and Matt looked at short guy.
“I hope you know how useless you are you fucking prick.” Matt said ad then left the short guy alone. He wanted to kill Matt so fucking badly it wasn’t even funny. But the group decided to retire for teh night ans sleep. Probably good for us because this is getting fuckin terrible. 398
Chapter 7
The next day the group was walking across a fucking desert like how I did when I was banging the universe. “jesus oh my go. This fucking sucks I want to get to a new plae bithces.” Mimi was saying and eveyetrhig agreed with her ever. Sudden;y Izzy had gotten a clue to were teh fuck Atlantis was.
“Wow that was epic.” He said as if he had watched a porn video lol. Thwat was when it happened. That hell go here go hell come go.
It was when they had found gothic village get it cuss im gothic and preps are scary as dogshit. The they say that thway babies were al over the place there. Oh get your fucking heads ot of teh fucking gutter not the babies that uhumas have coming oyt of their ass. i mean the babies like i digimon babies. Anyways the group taled to the birds and they all said that they served in the illuminati. “Oh my fucking goda the illuminati gave bith to me.” Sora as aid as and was as excited. Suddn there was attack. From torch human fantatic 4four4.
“Oh my fucking god I thought we weren’t going to do ayny ccross.” Mimi said as there was avideo being recorderd of them from the princiapla na of Pokemon Ranger Shadow and Of Alima.
“Guys lets follow the dende bat car.” One of teh baby said and they followed te like good kids and eventually reached the boat of the titanatic and they dhi thin there and then sudde happen. Humus Touch had reachd the boat and startef fire and then Biyommon had enoygh had.
“Byomn epicly fail to Birdraon an have pron.” Biyomon now Birdramon yelled and then tehy sho fre and dogdhit at the hu to and the defeated it becaue it was weak as ashit lol. Then th h t left the group and they celebreated their victory by eating shitty as your face food lol. Then tehy stayed teh night llol. 336
Chapter 8
Later that niht, Joe and Mimi ha a dezxy as Dosgshit talk. “Oh my crap Mimi you are so hot.” Joe had said to Mimi and she laughed at him teehee. Get it cuss teehee is a laugh.
“Thanks Joe I reall think you are a bunch of hunky stuff. Anyways I think we need to have a kid. Don’t worry my dad will pay for it. He’s a billionaire play boy. I fucking love it.” Mimi responded and Joe was all excited and dogshit.
“Oh my got yes we will. Then we will et Cody raise them for us because that’s all Cody ever does in the stories likes he is the bay sitter.” Joe said and then there was clip of Cody looking at the cregoup.
“I fucking ate all of ou” Cody said as he flipped off everybody and it turned back to the Joe ad Mimi.
“Time for a nother make our session.” Mimi decided but then she fell asleep out of nowehere. It was out of nowhere and out of nowhere like man so out of nowhre I can’t believe how out of nowhere it was that was the like most ou of nowhere thing ever.
Afterwars Je deicded that he needed sleep to and he fell asleep s well. 215
Chapter 9
Afterwars in the next day there was a walk and then a factory that was all smokey like in thst eSrtar Wars movie when Uncle Ben and Unclel OWne died. “I ave a dream.” Izzy declared and everybody looked at him.
“I have a dream that we won the national leave chapionhsi of baskteball with out digivices.” Izzy said and that made the group even more confused as this made no sense to the rest of the story.
“At least there is a plot.” Somebody named Radit from Dragonball Z said before Goku killed him with a green pickle dude that somehow becomes a hero even thoygh he was a villain prior to that.
Then teh group walked i the factory and they split up. On one end Joe Sora and Tai found a robot. After robot finsing they where all like “Oh my snopp dog what we do now.” Then that was when teh snopp dog came in and gave them guidance since he is now their advisort.
“I think we need to do stuff.” Snopp dog said and them he left the three along for choice. Sora did stuff that was too in for kid.
Se FLASHEDD THEM 11. Joe got a boner and Tai did as well and somebody took a picture of it ad posted it online and then they where viral. She looked at the two of tem and slapped them like crazy as botc. “There is no way I will up with hook you.”
Sudden robot revived and then started chasing them into other rooms while shooting electri athat was wminoly stuff like yolo.
Meanwhile short guy Matt and Mimi were in a room full of mahcines. “Oh my go I am dumdb as dohsgot and I wdon’t know whyyt they work.” Mimi confessed and Matt admitted that he kne no idea as well.
“Because they stuff did.” Matt suggested and that was when teh gtthree ran n being chased by retard robot. Meanwhile Izzy was in room watchn tentacel sex. Then he touched the wall and something happened. “KEN WILL BE VILLAIN!!!!!1111” There was prediction and that was when Izzy knew that Ken was a good guy forever. Then Izzy came into the room to tel them of teh breakthrough when he daw the dogshit that was happenng.
“Tentoon is aweseometacular to be Kabuteribmon.” Tentomon decided and then shot electric and efeetated it and then robot took nap and the group left the factory to get away from fucking root. 418
Chapter 10
After the factory everybody got a boner. It was because they found a bunch of vendng machines taht looked like they had been recently built. “Oh my zong finally we can have a proper drink.” Joe declared and went to the vending machine but it turned out to be a fake when it showed a ofdd green slime.
They ran away from te green slime becaue theyy cwere cowads ana veeatulally found teri a3ay to a vilalege. “Oh my god that thnhg looks anand like Aragorn fromm Lord oa fb the Bores.” Matt decided and the group went up to the athing that looked like Aragorn romr Lord of Bores.
“Devimon is eveil.” The thing said and ten etsrated to wakj away and tat was when Tai looked confusded as shit as if he didn’t unrderastad any of i wven though if he saw the show he would have.
“Run away from wevil.” Joe said all Vegeta nine thousand tyle and they started to run away frim the village as if they ww in Scovvy DOO N there was the mobhttttaaffge.
“PARANOISA PARANOIA NNTHE EVERYBODY GETTING ME OH SHIT KILL ME 1!1!1!1” A song sarted playing and that as wen dogshot happened. Because the group found a toy like town that was filled toys like a pervert house.
Then a etdddy ber showed up and started to record the kis as if they where their new targets in the ew porno. “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FUCKED UP YU FUCKING BSTRAD1!1” Mimi demaneade dna dtet was when she took thing into her own hand
“PALMON DEFEND THE CHILDREN AS TOGEMN!” PAlmon said and when they didglved they used needles like from seweing and defeated it. THe teddy bear left the place long enough for the gorup to escape.
“OH MY DOGSHIT MMI TAT WAS SO AMAZING 1 ANYWAYS WE SHOULD LEAVE THIS PLACE BECAUSE THINGA ANS LETS GET ARRIED>” Izzy declared his love for Mimi which is a subplot that will never be expanded on again and teh group left the place forever.
Later that night the teddy bear got murdered by the Devion slaves for failing the mission. Get it cuss Devimon is evil and tehy where showing their eveil. 375
Chapter 11
The group started walking around until tey found a friegd. Once inside the frige, tehy notcied a bunch of black eggs as if tehy had been running in teh sun and dosghit. “Oh my fucking gothic1. I wish we can east this.” Matt declared and then ethy stole all the egdss ever and then went to a large rock that looked like your momma when when she as in period.
“I will never eat hese tyep of eggs. they smell shittty and they loog like dogs. Which for once is actually dogshit. Anyways I just not hungrary anymore after what happened with the nuclear holocaust of 5921.” Joe wasa aying n everyboy decdded tuo etal whot hium.
Sudden they went to sleep and Joe hand now purpose. He went yup a mountain that they where close to but hwne he had made progress there was a sign that aid tu left or else you will be kil. He decided notto turn left and then tehre was a unicorn that was all poweul and might y like every unicorn fucking ever.
“Oh my taco bell.” Joe demanded get it cuss taco bell is a fanfic worse than this one. Then the unirorn sent out laserf from tehir eye.
“I ggot a fire in my asse.” the unicron dihino thing told Joe and then his partner was all like you don;t no know.
“I will sesame sedd your pop. GOMAMON MAGiC MIKE INT IKKUK MNNN>ON.” Joe partenrs sai and sent out a bunch of torpedo and defeated te main enemy. Taht was when the group woke up and made it to the tip pin mountan in less than a minute.
“We continue journey” Sora decided and they where wwalking loser to teh top and being all sexy anbout it This iw when they fight villain soon. 306
Chapter 12
The group had reached a large mansion that oopps spoiler isnt real and is only thee to get the characters all misxed up and shit. Someday there was all the group and when tehy reached teh mansion all of them looked at Joe and wiatedk him to decsided. “I dy we go into tiheh area pace.” Joe had decided and the group wnet inside.
Oh my god Devil and Angels are lovers. I guess the bible was wrong.” Matt said and tehn teh group saw what he meant. It was a pictre of Devil and Ngel having sex. Nobody got a ober this time. ANyways the grouo a ll like O’Ohly shit what we do now.” So the group tok a smart pciture of the making out ocityre and they contineued up to the stairs.
Inside the stairs was a dining room. The group went to teh dining room and sat there. Then tehy ate the cholocte and cakes and stuff. Suddeny they knew that they where full and went ack out and saw a spa. They jumped into teh sap all named besides the short guy. In realuty he was so done with ths group that he actually snuck away and was able to escape the group. He won’t be back until teh end of teh arc.
Afterwards after a lot of PG13 and stuff they went back t their rooma dn went to tehir bed and flopped on it and taked albout family. “I wish my dad awas a dad.’ Matt said as everybody looked at him confusd. That commet really made no sense. How can their dad not be a dad.
Suden ther w tack and tn dvi swed pu adn guve goup eil. “I will make sure hy you never meet up agann.” Devil said and then sent the group away in several different dierections. WHich was a bad idea since they all rem eeet and they ddjdt really t int ant strategy into were they should all go so they pretty much all remet with somebody else. 342
Chapter 13
The first people that had done something good were Matt and Tai. They whee next to a icey place that was all gothic and scary. Tai looked at Matt and was all like what the fuck when he saw him kissing the tree. Then he realized that this was frm Christmas stoy and Matt took out his IPhone 6 and started recordin it and then published it on MySpace. Tai looked at what what Matt was doing and was FUCKING pissed. He took out his machine gun (get it cuss it’s his dick) and started to shot missles from it and hurt Matt like twen times of the moon. Afterwarda a snowman showed up and said hey motherfucker how are u today. Matt and Tai got in a wrestling match that looked like porn and Matt had won. But after Matt hd won they both had their partner digivolve and fight the snowman that was mactsing to the fake pro. After defeating it they decided to make a truece and return back to the team and tell them of what the FUCK was going on. THis is the last you will see of them for two bots. 197
Chapter 14
At the same exact fucking time there was other dogshit going on with Izzy and Mimi. Izzy was walking all along like pussy wussy tootie. Then he saw a pyramid looking thing. Getting a boner because it was ancient shit and Izzy loved ancient shit he went inide the place to see what could possibly be in there. Mimi a few minutes later happened to alk by the same place. COnicneice? I think no to. Anyways Mimi was like oh my pussy dogshit if we go in there we will have to fucking deal with that poser bitch Izzy. Even though she didn’t want to deal with the poser bitch Izzy she realized tat it was probably for the better of all humanity that she wet into there. ISnce she only got like C- in her fclass of histroy last year and her dad only gave her two thousand dollars and not five thousand dollars as a reawrd. Taht iseed her teh fuck off. Anyways wshe went into there and saw Izzy masterbating to the hylocgrphics on the coputer and hall. He looked at Mimi as if worried that she saw what he was doing. Mimi told him it was alright because everybody has a kink. So Izzy told Mimi to go look shit yop for him and so she did. By doing so wshe went deeper into the pyramid and found teh endig room. Inside teh ending room was a alter. She went there but was attacked by a buch of mad wolve that wanted to murder her. Izzy came in all scared because he needed t use the bathroom and once in teh room he vomited everythwere profusely and then both tehir partners digolve to their things and kileld teh woves. Afterwards Izzy and Mimi decided they where mutal friends and agreed not to get together. Since Mimi was in love with Batman and Izzy was in love with Super man. Now we will go to Joe and Sora. 331
Chapter 15
Joe had wahed up like a treaure box in Legend fo Goku. He was all passed out and snopp dog because he had taken a beating not too long ago when he was at the water. Even though he couldn’t swim so this made no sense. Anyways Sora saw his body and had a female boner and then decided that maybe she should hep him get all this stuff doe and save his life. So she put him on a leave and set up a fire and then she sat there lovey dovery as she was starring at hm. Suddenly Joe had dream when he was ten year old and talking to his brother Jim. They were talking about hoe Jim by mistake got a girl knocked up once but then she had a miscarriage and Jim felt like dogshit. Joe said he was glad because he didn’t want to be a ten year old uncle. Sudden Joe woke up and got a phone call. He thought it was from Obama or maybe Batman or Papa Murphys but it was just Jim. He was talking about how his girl friend broke up with him and Joe wanted to murder that so of a bitch. Joe then saw Sora after he hung up and got a half male half female boner. Get it cuss he is a he she. Sudden Sora was all like you momam lets get on with the dogshit budiness. Joe agreed and tehy walked and found Daemon who is teh main villain. Anyways Daemon told them that he was Devimon’s father and that they hated Devimon and stuff like that. The grou felt bad for him and kissed him in sympathy. After that they kept walking and found a church taht had ghosts and sppokys like scooby dooby due. They had to find teh culptri so they called the mystery fan who was like oh my jessus I never seen anything like it and they spent half a hour looking but it was the ghost that they had saw at the start and the real cultpir was James Bond. They found out he was on a mission to infiltrate the mansion so they let him go and as they passed teh test the myster fan left and sudden the group had found tehir way all together and tehy weere happy eveb the shirt ass mo fo bt they needed to fight Devimon now holy fukcing dogshit. 409
Chapter 16
The group had climbed up teh mountain and once up teh mountain Devmon came down with a pink tiara and then started shooting some missles at the group. It hurt them all and then tehy started crying like pussies. But then Short guys partener PArtner Patamaon digivolved to Angemon and killed themself to defeat the and Devimon. Short guy cried. “Holy shit I feel terribel for short ass motherfucker and his dosghiwt partner.”
“OHH MY FUCKING GOD I FUKCING HATE YOU ALL!!1111!!!!1!11!!!1!1 MY NAME IS FUXKING T.K. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!11111!!!!11!11!1 TAT IT I AM LEAVONG YOU ALL!!111!1!1” T.K. said his only line in teh entire arc and then left the group but don’t worry he will be back to the group at Etemon arc end.
“Oh yeah that was T.K. my retareded half brother who is going to become the main character in the later arcs despite doing jack shit in this one.” Matt said and everybody looked at him for teh retarded insult.
“My dad wants a daughter and I hate it. I’m too old to have a younger sister.” Tai complained and Joe slapped his face like the bitch he was.
“My brother Jim is twenty years older than me you asshoe! Now you shut the fuck up and deal with it bitch.” Joe said and Tai started cying like a whiny bitch.
Sudden old man sary showed up. “There is job you need to do. You are the last action heroes. Now let me explan. My name is Gennai.’ Old man said and he had a larger line than T.K. did
Meanwhile wit Ken whom your probably forgot about. He and his partner were at a pramid. “I want to do more stuff than just sit here.”
“Yeah and go to those dipshits ahwo are so fuckingannnoyingand do not knowing anything and then get girls knocked up.” Wormmon said because tehy read the scrpiet so they knew what would happen. Suddenly Voldemort showed up. “Ken u must use condom.” He gave Kena codndom.
“Why?” Ken demanead angirly.
“because thou will girl preganet fi you don;t and you will abandon your son. Like a dead beat dad and then you will turn evil and T.K. will hae to a return of jedi style battle with you to turn you good again and ten you will have to raise your son im amends.” Voldemort sai and en looked at him cofused.
“That seems really exact. Are you sure that’s not supposed to be what happens.” Ken said and then Voldemort left while saying thou must. Sudeen the head on girl shwed up.
“Condom apply directly dto your dicl. Aplly directy to yoru dick. Condom apply to dired yoru dick. Condom pply diretly to yoru god damn fucking dick.” Head bond girl said and left. Ken felt like he wanted to kill himslef now. 492