Disrespecting Nintendo: Difference between revisions

When I called...the police burst through my door. Not to arrest me, not to help me, but to confiscate my games, for some reason. I was desperately asking for answers, but they wouldn't speak until the investigation into Waluigi was over.[[File:Junior.png|thumb|220x220px|Waluigi Jr.]]A week later I got a personal e-mail from the FBI, who told me everything they could. Waluigi attempted to murder his son, Waluigi Jr., after the third strike. The circumstances of what the son even disrespected about Nintendo in any strike is unknown. When Waluigi was interviewed, he stated that there was no intended attack on me. Wario came to check up on me through the window to make sure I wasn't causing any problems for the dynamic duo of brothers. In the end, Waluigi was arrested and replaced with a lookalike, and his child is now being taken care of by Wario, who pleaded not guilty.

At the end of the day, I learned a very valuable lesson. You should always respect Nintendo, to make sure Nintendo respects you back, just in case they have a problem with you. This phase of my life is over, and I celebrated the end of my cursed month by seeing "Harold Weinstein Live!! - On Tour" and quitting my pathetic job at Subway. I am now working at a place that pays fairly well, and have moved up to living in a cheap rental home (I got kicked out of the hotel for getting sauce everywhere). Oh, and Nintendo sent me a few free copies of Meesky Moosky, due to my heterosexual fascination with the game. What a great company.