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Why would I open something that would make me vegetative? I wouldn't be so dumb. The box was a cardboard box, and the only writing on it was 「どファエもん」This was creeping me out but I opened it anyways... After I opened it, I found out it was... somekind of robotic cat, that was blue and without ears. I fiddled about with it's body anyways, trying to find the "On" switch. I pulled it's tail and it turned on. It said "Kon'nichiwa. Shukudai no tame ni naniwoshita ga hitsuyōna nodesu ka?" I said "Do homework" and it turned to my desk and started writing negative things like "Commiting suicide is good!" or "Fat people are idiots"

 

 

He started stabbing me, right in the chest, and then in the brain. I was screaming. I didn't know what to do. He kept stabbing me full force. I had to badly go to pee, but then I couldn't make it in time. I wet myself. He drank all of the pee that was in the small puddle, and slashed my butt off. He then cut all my limbs off. The pee was stinging the remains of my limbs. By the time my mum got to the room, he was gone. She called the ambulence.

Now I am in a vegetative state myself, and using Proloquo2Go. In fact, I'm beside Shizuka in the children's hospital. I am worse than Shizuka, and I will stay in this state forever. I have developed a lifetime disablity due to him. He's went on the loose. I am offering a 1 billion yen reward to the one that can find this monster who has affected my life.

 

 

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But he'll be coming for you...

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