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==Chapter 1:==
Hello, my name is Hanz. I live in the state of New Washington where I work as a producer of the series Smashing Fine. But once I got an email and then I suddenly got fired. The e-mail said:
==Chaptor ein:==
Hello my name is Hanz. I live in the state of New Washington where i
work as a producer of the series Smashing Fine. But once i got an email
and the i suddenly got fired. The email read:
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I would like to show you this image of the doge from the meme:
the meme.
doge.jpg}}
ThenWhen iI opened it and, my computer blew up. I only saw it for approximently 0.325 seconds. I got scared by the picture.
0.325 seconds. I got scared
==ChapotrChapter dos2:==
That night iI had a nightmorenightmare. It was me being rapedtortured by a dog that looked like doge. I thought it was a glitch and I woke up.
like doge. I thought it was a glitch and i woke up.
That morning iI had some eggs and some patrick bacon. I threw up cuzbecause I thought when I ate the eggs, I felt like I was eating my old computer.
i thought when i ate the egss i was eating my old computer.
I told my mom about the computer and told her that she should by me a new one. This is how it went out:
a new one. This is how it went out:
"mommyMommy can you buy a computer so iI can watch my daily porn- iI mean make my money on lottorfreis?"
make my money on lottorfreis."
Mom: "No."
"Mom, uryou're so old school. Grow up."
Mom: "Oh."
ThenAfter that, she threw up and, cried in her room and totwo hours later she hung her selfherself.
When iI got home, iI was happy cuzbecause iI stoldstole mommsmom's credit card and iI bought a new computer.
computer.
==ChatterChapter 3:==
When iI stattedopened my new computer, the wallpaper was the "doge.jpg". It was there more than 0.325 seconds. For exactly 1 second. Then my computer blew up.
longer. For exactly 1 second. Then my computer blew up.
==ChokingChapter 494:==
I couldntcouldn't sleep that night because of that image. I got paranoiadoidparanoid, too. I kept seeing the "doge.jpg" image everywhere. Later, I fell asleep...
seeing the doge.jpg image everywo. then i fell asleep.
==Chapter 696:==
15 years pastedhave passed and iI got another job. iI became a milliobillionairmilliobillionaire with the biggest house in the world. My job was to bang celebrities like Jessica Asian, Scarface Johansson or anyone, really. Then I got another e-mail at 4 AM that said:
biggest house in the world. MY job was to bang celebrits like jessica Asian,
Scarface JOhansson or any one really. Then i got an email at 4am that said.
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▲{{email|Hello again Hanz !
If you dont remember who i am then i am nobody really so sttfu. ▼
▲If you dont remember who iI am then iI am nobody really , so sttfushut the fuck up.
I want to introduce you to an old Friend: ▼
▲I want to introduce you to an old Friendfriend you may have seen earlier:
Doge.exe
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When i saw the image i died by seizure and the seizure thing was red!!!! ▼
▲WhenWhat iI saw thewas imagereally, iREALLY disturbing. I died bybecause of the seizure andfrom theit. The seizure thing was red !!!...!
The police found my body 8 years later in the middle of mount everest and
a floppy disk next to it named "DO NOT OPEN PLS GOD NO" they ddint know how
to use floppy disks so 15 years passed and they figured it out and what was
on it was disturbing and everyone died only one guy name osama obama survived
he created a copy of it::::::
The police had found my body 8 years later in the middle of Mount Everest and a floppy disk next to it which is named "DO NOT OPEN PLS GOD NO". They didn't know how they could use floppy disks, so 15 years had passed again and they figured out how to use them. What was in the floppy disk was disturbing and everyone died from the disk. But there's only one guy named Osama Obama who survived. He created a copy of the picture...
[[File:Dog.jpg|left]]
{{mi|Dog.jpg|The disturbing picture which Osama Obama remade.}}
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