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{{note|Excerpt from '''local news paper'''
"A man has been found dead at his old home and police are on the scene. The Police have made a statement that the only thing they could find at the crime scene was a computer disc that said "FORNITE" and an old Windows laptop. The cause of death is left as unknown."}}
===Real Story===
Sam's Gaming Diary
===Entry 1: 10/03/17 5:30 pm===
Just finished playing PUBG with my dumbass friends, I think I should find some new friends to play with. I always die because of their shitty game tactics and we haven't scored a single win. Playing Mario right now, it's better than playing in a squad with a bunch of idiots.
===Entry 2: 10/03/17 6:30 pm===
My Mum just called me for dinner, I keep telling her that I'm playing a game but she doesn't give a shit. I'm gonna continue playing Mario for now.
===Entry 3: 10/03/17 8:35 pm===
Mum has told me to go to bed for the sixteenth time, only if she knew what rewards I was getting in this bad ass game. I was told by my friend at soccer training, that once I rescue Princess Peach, I get to fuck her. I can finally lose my virginity, as Mario of course.
===Entry 4: 11/03/17 3:30 pm===
School was such a piss take. My Math teacher got so mad that I didn't hand in my homework, so such we went on for a over hour rant about how people get jobs and money. Money isn't everything my Dad told me, getting that PUBG grind is everything though, especially after I got some new people to play with, they're quite bad but at least they're not autistic.
===Entry 5: 11/05/17 5:45 pm===
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Some wanna-be massive gaming company just announced a new game called "Fortnite", but it's such a copy of PUBG. It's gonna be released on the 25<sup>th</sup> of July. I bet nobody will buy it.
===Entry 6: 25/05/17 6:43 pm===
FUCK MY MUM! I HAVE GIVEN UP UNIVERSITY AND A GREAT FUTURE JOB TO KEEP HER COMPANY SINCE DAD PAST AWAY, NOW SHE TOOK MY LAPTOP. SHE'S SO UNGRATEFUL! I HOPE SHE FEELS BAD AFTER SHE FINDS OUT WHAT SHE HAS DONE!
===Entry 7: 5/06/17 4:35 pm===
All the people at my school were talking so highly of the stupid PUBG rip-off called "Fortnite". I sincerely hope they don't buy the game, I've seen the preview footage... ITS SO SHIT!
===Entry 8: 10/06/17 5:37 pm===
15 more days till Fortnite comes out, I am so excited!
===Entry 9: 20/06/17 6:37 pm===
Lol! I got sent the game five days earlier by a guy on eBay. The disc seem'd pretty fishy to me, but I wanted to see what was on it anyway. SUCK IT JOSH!
===Entry 10: 20/06/17===
Hi, everyone
This is James, Sam's brother. I just came inside my brother's room and found him dead on the floor, there was blood everywhere! It seemed hyper realistic. I just called the police, I found a disc inside his computer called "FORTNITE" and text on his screen saying "That's what you get for messing with the Fortnite God's bitch!" in big red letters.
Pls, don't play Fortnite, ever!
'''''End of Diary'''''
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