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Line 63: Finally, there was only one monster left standing, and it was the most powerful, evil beast of them all. The leader of the creatures of the night, the most powerful monster in all of creation, with power so great the mere mention of his name causes billions of souls to weap in agony - The deaded, hyper-realistic EVIL PATRIXXX! "You may have defeated my henchmen, Donald, but you'll never be able to stop me." ~~Evil~~EVIL ~~Patrixxx~~PATRIXXX calmly stated. "I am the most powerful monster to ever exist. I cannot be killed!" "Believe me, we don't need to kill you." Donald laughed. "We just have to deport you!" Suddenly, a bunch of secret service agents jumped on ~~Evil~~EVIL ~~Patrixxx~~PATRIXXX and strapped him to a catapult. "No Donald, please!" ~~Evil~~EVIL ~~Patrixxx~~PATRIXXX begged. "Don't send me to Mexico! It's a fate worse than death!" Donald laughed, shrugged his shoulders and pointed at ~~Evil~~EVIL ~~Patrixxx~~PATRIXXX. "You're Fired." "NOOOOOOOO!!!" ~~Evil~~EVIL ~~Patrixxx~~PATRIXXX screamed as he was shot a thousand feet in the air and rocked all the way past the east coast and the south. He landed directly in Mexico, unable to hop over the 100ft border wall Trump built. He now lives in constant torment drinking dirty water and watching tele-novellas all day. The people who ran away returned. Everyone jumped, cheered and clapped! The crowd went wild with excitement. Donald made his speech as everyone cried tears of joy and sang songs of the God-Emperor's greatness. Finally, the world was free of monsters and humankind could live in peace. Line 82: THE END? {{by-user\|DoctorBleed}} [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Loads of Characters]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:Memes]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:TPOTM]] {{Comments}}