Donkey Kong Country Episode Forty One: Difference between revisions

Finally, the episode started with a zoom up of Cranky's Hut; however I noticed that the title of this episode was rather odd reading "ES CAP E  WH IL E YO UCA N". I assumed that perhaps this was just a joke from whomever wrote the epsiode and that this was an unaired episode that was sent in to the publisher for approval. Ignoring that, the episode started with Diddy yelling at Donkey Kong not to take off his hat because it was "part of him". However, Donkey Kong was twisting Diddy's signature red cap with a determined look. I found this whole scenario odd, as I'm pretty sure Diddy Kong has been seen without his cap on.

 

 

Normally, anybody would stop watching around now, but I was determined to see how the lost episode of my favorite cartoon series would end. It got worse, Donkey Kong then ran away and hid in Funky Kong's house. I remember it clearly, Donkey Kong was hiding behind the TV as Funky was flipping through channels. Funky just kept going, and going; that is until he got to channel 666 and said while cowering into his chair "Gee, horror movies today sure are realistic!" to which Donkey Kong ripped through his TV like it was paper with a knife and an evil grin. He stopped walking just as he approached Funky's chair to which Funky responded by saying "Huh, that's strange... I don't remember putting on 3-D glass-" he was cut short as Donkey Kong carved the initials "DK" into his body. It was terrifying, as hyper realisitic blood splattered everywhere and Funky was screaming at the top of his lungs; however, this was not you're average cartoony scream, it was the sound of true agony and pain, and I could've sworn I heard the screams coming from somewhere in my apartment. After Donkey Kong killed him, he looked towards the screen and proclaimed "YOU'RE NEXT". The screen then went to an all black screen with dull, white text that read "[LOCAL ADVERTISEMENT BREAK]". I thought about escaping with my life, however I couldn't get out of my chair no mattered how hard I tried. After a few minutes the text changed and said "[LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE END FOR YOU]".

 

After that it went black, I wanted to turn it off... but something... something... made me not. It then made a really high-picthed frequency and cut to Donkey Kong, with his eyes now bleeding, holding up a picture of my grave while laughing menacingly! He then jumped out of the TV and chased me around my house! I got out a knife gouged out BOTH of his eyes, then he stopped dead in his tracks, and eyeless DK said to me "Nice try!" and blew up! My house was on fire and I was bleeding! I walked to my VCR to go and save the tape, but it was gone! But a note was in there that read "TRY AGAIN" written on in hyper realistic blood. Then a hyper-realistic looking Donkey Kong stabbed me in my back and I died!

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