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It then cut to her at her Quinceanera. “Hey! I need your help! Paula or Maria?” She said while obviously drunk. The arrow pointed at a woman to her left. “No arguing here!” Dora started making out with the woman as everyone gasped and took photos. It then cut to Swiper. “Heh heh! Just call me the virginity swiper!” Dora told him “Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping.” A fat woman came up to them and said “you’re too late!” She picked up Swiper and… they did something in another room. “I wish Boots was here to see our little girl become a woman!” Dora’s mom told Dora’s dad. “Monkeys are cute when they’re little, but Boots… got big” he replied. It cut to footage showing Dora’s grandma and a larger version of Boots. “Oh hello Boots!” She said. Boots then violently killed her. Police officers shot Boots killing him instantly. “Oh my god Dora’s on the roof!” Someone shouted as a crowd of people rushed out of the building. It then showed Dora on the roof. “I bet I can fly. Do you think I can fly?” She paused for a couple seconds only to start crying while saying “I’ve never been able to hear you! It’s the show’s big lie!” She screamed “wohoo!” As she jumped off the roof. She falls head first onto the concrete just barely missing the pool.
 
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