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"Whaaaaat?" Dora groaned. "It's almost time for your Quinceanera! I need you to run to the store." "Uuuuuuuugh! Fine!" Dora shouted. It then cut to a title card that said "Dora the Explorer: Quinceanera Special". After a few seconds, it then cut to Dora at a store. "Soda, cookies, horchata- barf!" She then looked at the camera and said "help me out! Which beer has the highest alcohol by volume?" A blue arrow pointed to the largest beer bottle. "Great choice!" She took the bottle only for her backpack to tell her "uh, Dora, you're not old enough to buy that!" "No shit!" Dora replied with such ''gangsta'' attitude. "Dora! Please no it's wrong-" before it could finish, Dora stuck a beer bottle in its mouth. "Now let's complete this transaction!" Dora ran out of the store as one of the employees shouted "hey! Stop that kid!" She ran into the streets and then stopped to say "hey! I need your help again. I need everybody to shout 'where my motherfucking map at?'" The blue arrow returned to point at her backpack. "Oohh yeah!" She then pulled the map out. "Map, show me where to find my friend Marcus. He's always holding!" "I uh, I don't know Dora." Dora ripped a large part off of the map. The map screamed in pain. "Ow! Ok ok! He's at the park on 12 under the jungle gym!" "He said he might have some eggs too!" She replied. "You can call me Dora the X-plorer!"
It then cut to her at her Quinceanera. "Hey! I need your help! Paula or Maria?" She said while obviously drunk. The arrow pointed at a woman to her left. "No arguing here!" Dora started making out with the woman as everyone gasped and took photos. It then cut to Swiper. "Heh heh! Just call me the virginity swiper!" Dora told him "Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping." A fat woman came up to them and said "you're too late!" She picked up Swiper
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[[Category:Lost Episodes]]
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