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Have you ever heard of Ducktales?
You know,
Well here I, Beck, am an employee at the Bellagio hotel/casino. Sadly, I worked in the hotel section offering people rooms.
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Then there was no title card, as it just skipped to a scene where Robotnik and Scrooge were talking to each other about something. I couldn't understand it since it shortly skipped to a scene where Launchpad, Gyro, Fenton (Gizmo-Duck), Doofus Drake, and Ludwig were on a helicopter.
Then Launchpad crashed into the World Trade Center ultimately killing all on board. Then it skipped to Duckworth in the kitchen but instead of him speaking in his fancy British accent, he spoke like a black person and though I had no problem with his voice, since "I'm not a racist redneck with a Confederate flag on the back of my shitty truck," he said, "Today I'm gonna make some fried chicken!" Then he grabbed a chicken, snapped its' neck, decapitated it, and ate it raw.
Mrs. Beakley came in and screamed, "What the fuck is going on here?" Before she could speak any longer, she had a heart attack and died. Now it was scene of Dewey masturbating on a mattress, but
Louie and Webby were in
Then it skipped to a scene of Huey lying there dead but with hyper-realistic
Dewey stated how he'll scream "BLOODY MURDER" for Batman, which would make Walt and his family cry. Then it was Dewey Duck speaking in the voice of Steve Urkel, "Did I do that? DID I DO THAT, JACKASS?!?"
Then it skipped to, Oh Hell No, It was Dr. Ivo Robotnik except he looked more sinister. Then Dr. Ivo Robotnik began singing.
"Here I come, rougher than the rest of them"
"The worst of them"
▲Mrs. Beakley came in and screamed, "What the fuck is going on here?" Before she could speak any longer, she had a heart attack and died. Now it was scene of Dewey masturbating on a mattress, but not with a cartoon penis, but with a real-life duck genitalia but it was cartoon, for the very least.
"Worse than the fucking devil himself"
▲Louie and Webby were in a mine-cart when it suddenly separated from the tracks and fell to the bottom of the Himalayas. Huey said this, "I will shove a tennis racket up my fucking ass. This was inappropriate since one, he cussed, and he literally shoved it up his asshole. Then he began vomiting blood and entrails.
▲Then it skipped to a scene of Huey lying there dead but with hyper-realistic blood and entrails. When I saw this, I was like, "Ugh, I haven't been this disgusted since I read that Dipper Goes to Taco Bell fanfic!!!" Dewey was literally ejaculating semen, from bed to floor!
Then Scrooge McDuck with
▲Then Scrooge McDuck with hyper-realistic eyes and blood, with a large erection, stated, "Now I will fall into a pit of coins and bust my damn skull!!!" Then he did it and died.
Then a hyper-realistic Dr. Ivo Robotnik was shown in the mix of static stated this, "You are no longer safe, for you will face the wrath of me and meh giant "PINGAS!!!"
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He grabbed me and sent me into the world of "The Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog" and as I was unconscious, he turned me into a robot. Now I can only say, "PINGAS!" and obey Dr. Robotnik.
As the old saying goes, "
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