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[This is definitely a real entry taken from a college student before he was found dead in a forest with 666,666 wounds on his genitals.]
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So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumbled upon an episode I hadn't seen before.
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So, I clicked on the video and then a DEMON popped out of the screen and told me that I will die and go to hell if I watch it.
"Lol I'm atheist" I
The episode
"This is perfectly normal," I said.
"Oh wow he looks cool," I thought, but then SAT TAN turned around and I saw his face was MY DEAD ROOMMATE with hyper realistic eyebrows that spelled out "YOUR NEXT".▼
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a fifth tellytubby called SAT TAN walk onscreen.
I screamed and threw the remote at the TV, smashing it.▼
▲"Oh wow he looks cool," I thought, but then SAT TAN turned around and I saw that his face was that of MY DEAD ROOMMATE with hyper realistic eyebrows that spelled out "YOUR NEXT".
▲I screamed and threw the remote at the TV, smashing it to nanometer sized fragments.
My dad poked his head around my bedroom door.
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"Son, you have interrupted your mother and I's peperami licking marathon. I am very disappointed."
He
"Wait a minute - my dad licks salami in his spare time, not peperami."
My dad
"You shouldn't have done that, CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Dead no eye blood eye skeleton satan you me screamed, and I sharted myself so hard I died of exhaustion and ragdolled onto the floor, managing to write this entry in my own blood.
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