EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE
This is definitely a real entry taken from a college student before he was found dead in a forest with 666,666 wounds on his genitals.
I lived alone, and like any college student at NoTsAtAnIcToWn I was an avid fan of teletubbies.
So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumbled upon an episode I hadn't seen before.
It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with hyper realistic bloodeyes, and as I looked at it I began to hear the screams of MY DEAD GRANDMA.
"That is very suspicion." I said to myself. "But maybe I just need glasses."
So, I clicked on the video and then a DEMON popped out of the screen and told me that I will die and go to hell if I watch it.
"Lol I'm atheist" I shouted back and continued watching.
The episode started out with the four teletubbies - Tinky winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po dancing around a pentagram with whats-his-name hoover robot thing in the middle burning and dead. They all had hyper realistic blood eyes.
"This is perfectly normal," I said.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a fifth tellytubby called SAT TAN walk onscreen.
"Oh wow he looks cool," I thought, but then SAT TAN turned around and I saw that his face was that of MY DEAD ROOMMATE with hyper realistic eyebrows that spelled out "YOUR NEXT".
I screamed and threw the remote at the TV, smashing it to nanometer sized fragments.
My dad poked his head around my bedroom door.
"Son, you have interrupted your mother and I's peperami licking marathon. I am very disappointed."
He was about to leave when I realised...
"Wait a minute - my dad licks salami in his spare time, not peperami."
My dad whipped around and his face contorted, and when it was finished he looked like SATAN, but... (here's the hyper realistic scary part) satan was ME and I was SKELETON with BLOOD EYES but with NO EYES and I was DEAD and I was YOU.
"You shouldn't have done that, CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Dead no eye blood eye skeleton satan you me screamed, and I sharted myself so hard I died of exhaustion and ragdolled onto the floor, managing to write this entry in my own blood.
Remember - don't use dailymotion.
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