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Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and tell you all about how EVIL MARIO 666.EXE ruined my life!
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I was an intern at Nintendo Studio and I loved their games very much; especially Super Mario 64. One day I was browsing E-bay for a used Super Mario 64 cartridge. After a second of browsing, I found one That only cost $6.66. The price seemed reasonable so I bought it. Oddly enough the game arrived one millisecond after I bought it (I know because via my peripheral vision, I saw the mail guy deliver it.). I knocked the mail guy over and ran back inside to play the game. When I picked up the cartridge, I noticed it was covered in hyper-realistic blood and someone appeared to have smeared crap all over it that spelt out "EVIL MARIO 666.EXE" (As you can see from the picture)! But it was obviously just a glitch so it didn't concerned me. I
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When the title screen started up, it said "EVIL MARIO 666" (just like what the crap message smeared on the cartridge said) instead of "SUPER MARIO 64" and the logo was covered in hyper-realistic blood, but once again it was just a glitch! When The Mario head popped up, it's eyes were completely black except for the red pupils in the middle and the music was reversed and distorted. Instead of saying the normal "Hello", the Mario head screamed "DIE!!!" so loud that I went deaf for 666 seconds. Once again, it was just another glitch so I shook it off and started playing a new game.
During the intro, Peach looked loopy as if she was high on crack which isn't like her at all! Usually she's seems high on weed! Instead of giving the normal invitation at the beginning, she said "YO MARIO: COME DOWN TO MY CRIB! I MADE SOME CRACK FO YA! YO SEXY GAL-- PEACH". At this point, I thought to myself "Damn! This is one glitchy Mario 64 game!".
After Mario jumped out of the pipe like he does in the intro, a message popped up saying "LOOKS LIKE THAT LITTLE FAT ITALIAN PLUMBER IS AT IT AGAIN!". I moved Mario up to the bridge and Lakita appeared in front of Mario and another message box appeared saying "I HATE YOU! GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE YOU FAT PIECE OF CRAP!". It seemed odd to me that Mario was getting so much hate from all these message boxes.
I went inside the castle and another message box appeared saying "UGH WHY WON'T THIS FATASS JUST KEEL OVER AND GO AWAY!?!?"(oh and the Bowser laugh sounded high pitched for some weird reason).At this point, I thought to myself "Why are these message boxes being such a-holes to Mario?". Everything was normal from there until I entered the first world of the game. When I did, Bangarang by Skrillex started playing with an obnoxious bass and
Another message box appeared saying, "WAY TO GO FATTY!!! YOU CAUGHT ONE TINY STAR!!! NOW YOU HAVE ONLY 119 TO GO!! YEAH IT'S GONNA BE A LONG DAY FO YA!!!". I went on to the next world and Bangarang by Skrillex was playing again with the same bass and
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There was something weird about the boos when I entered the world
Life as a hyper-realistic turd has been pretty rough. I get crap on everything I touch, I'm always having to smell my stanky self on a daily bases, and I've had zero luck with the ladies. It took me hours to clean up all the hyper-realistic blood that got on my walls and once I cleaned up the hyper-realistic blood, it got replaced with hyper-realistic crap from my turdy body! Mario on the other hand seems to be managing okay, but there are still hard feelings from me getting him turned into the hyper-realistic turd he is today. He even kicked me in my turdy groan to show just how angry he was!(In case you're wondering; yes, I have written this story as a hyper-realistic turd and It's gonna take for ever to get this crap out of my keyboard!!) After all this I know one thing is certain: Evil Mario 666.Exe is the very embodiment of evil; the spawn of Satan himself!! Anyone who plays it will be cursed and turned into hyper-realistic turds! So for all that's holy DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!!! IF YOU SEE A CARTRIDGE LIKE THE ONE IN THE PIC ABOVE, CRAP ON IT AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE!!! I also know that I'm never touching another video game again for as long as I live! THE END!!!
P.S. this is a true story.
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