EVIL XBOXXX (Collab): Difference between revisions

==={{note|This is <strike>the brain child of three loners</strike> the collab of Givemepancakes, AlgebraicBoy, and FillyBoSEKTOR. SEKTOR's lines are in italicsdark red, Alge's are in bold.===blue}}

''<font color="darkred">OKEY SO I WUZ IN A GERAJ SAYLE ND I SAW DIS ABANDUND CONSL CALD DA EVIL PATRIXXXBOXXX 360XXX. DA OLD MANN SED IS WUZ HONTID SO I TOOK IT. IT KAEM WIV A GAEM "EVIL HALOXXX"''</font> And as soon as I picked it up the game restored my ability to grammar. Must have just been a coincidence.

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">[[File:Hi.png|thumb|'''totally real screenshot of EVIL HALOXXX''']]I plugged in the console and shoved the game disk in like a sonofabitch. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">It started out you were some really lame green dude on a ship named: The REALLY big ship. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">The REALLY big ship gets invaded by this guy named Assbiter, and the game begins. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">You get attacked by Xenomorphs and God's Favorite Chimps the whole time, and even Fat Kids. '''<font color="blue">Past this point, the game began to get really glitchy. Several characters began to gain hyperrealistic eyes, and state my name, date of birth, surname, and Social Security number. But I thought, It's just a glitch, keep playing.  Soon the Xenomorphs began to shoot apple juice out of their sphinkters, and arranged themselves in position to spell what appeared to be "ur next."'''</spanfont>

<spanfont stylecolor="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;darkred">''Then everyone died with hyperrealistic blood.''</font> I turned the game off, but luckily I just got another game in the mail. It was called "G33RZ 0F W4R" and the cover depicted some grey shit. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">I decided to play it. Unfortunatly it was a disc for the PS5, but I played it anyways. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">As soon as I put it in the game started, no loading screen or anything. T</span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">hereThere wasn't even a title screen.</span>

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">It starts out you're this odd little grey thing with a gun. You pressed SELECT to move forward, which is fucking stupid</span>

<span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">Then I died. I was like "FUCK YOU THIS GAME IS FUCKING BULLSHIT" Then, I swear to god the console spoke[[File:Xbox-360-arcade_(1).jpg|thumb|DIS WUZ DA CONSULL]] to me. </span><span style="white-space:pre-line;line-height:20px;">It said "OH YEAH?" And it ''<font color="darkred">had me tied up to a room, and forced me to watch the new Disney channel for the rest of my life. FML.'' </spanfont>''' <spanfont stylecolor="line-height:18.1875px;white-space:pre-line;blue">I called my buddy who was one of the original Ghostbusters. He said "Just ask who called you", so I did. The bomb exploded, and Paul McCartney ran away.</spanfont>'''

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