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"That thang will bust a cap up in yo' gamez azz, you know, fuk faze." I yeld at hiz azz.
Dude never had was horny bout me preachin ta his ass bout
Dat shiznit was a cold-ass lil couple minutes later dat it happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I was up on tha porch, fapin to some pokemawn 34 when i neded a levl 1,000 fukasaur. I figurd mia ghey azz brotha had one, cause he haks adn haz 69 levl 9001 dachshunds.
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"I can't turn back now, can i fuk faze?"
That was… unsettling. I went tha fuck into mah Pokémon n' tried ta use Pidgeot's
"I can't fap up in this biatch!" obviously referrin ta tha snow.
"I can't go back no mo, ya stubid fuk'."
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Da sprite was mangled; piecez of it was missing. What was left was splotched wit a sickish blue-grey color, n' its eye was a solid black pit. I flipped down ta Meganium- same deal, a leg missing, a cold-ass lil chunk of its neck, most of its head, save dat pitch-black, dead eye.
Morbid curiositizzle urged mah crazy ass onward, n' tha path never deviated from tha straight upward road I'd traveled tha entire time fo' realz. Along tha way, every last muthafuckin now n' then, another jam Pokémon would
I hit tha summit.
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