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I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY... SO ARE YOU READY KIDS? 3, 2, 1, GO! SO ONE DAY, I WAS AN INTERN FOR CARTOON NETWORK IN 2008, BECAUSE
SO LET'S GO TO 2/24/2008. I WAS ROLLING DOWN THE STREET, AND ROLLING TO THE BEAT, WHEN I SAW A RAINBOW VHS CALLED
SO THE EPISODE STARTED WITH ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS (INCLUDING MR. KRABS) RUNNING AROUND LIKE DORKS. BUT ED WAS MISSING FOR SOME REASON. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM... ODD. THEN SATAN FOR NO REASON APPEARED AND CAST HIS SATANIC SPELLS ON EVERYBODY BUT ED, MAKING THEM SATAN FANATICS. THEY STORMED ED'S HOUSE, AND TOOK HIM TO A SATANIC RITUAL ROOM THAT APPEARS WITHOUT ANY CONTEXT OR HAD ANY IMPLICATION THAT IT EXISTS. THEN THEY BURNED ED TO DEATH IN A SUPER DUPER ULTRA SUPREMELY HYPER REALISTIC WAY. THEN SOME HOW, SOME WAY, MRS. FRIZZLE CRASHES HER BUS INTO THE CULDESAC, BLOWING IT UP, AND KILLING EVERYONE (NOT INCLUDING THE FRIZ WIZ AND THE BUS). THEN IT CUT TO A MOTHER FREAKIN BULBASAUR (MY FAVORITE POKEMON) COMING INTO THE ED EDD EDDY WORLD FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO ADD SHOCK VALUE (AND CLICHÉS EVEN THOUGH THAT PROBABLY ISN'T A FUNNYPASTA CLICHÉ). THEN HE SAID "YOU MUDDA FRIGGIN JERK! YOU RUINED MY WEED STASH THAT I LEFT HERE FOR OVER 9000 FRGIGIN YEARS, DAWG! YOU COULD HAVE RUINED MY LIFE, HOMIE! YOU TAKE AWAY MY BACKUP SUPPLY OF THE WEED THAT I SMOKE EVERYDAY, (CAUSE I RAN OUT FAM), YOU PAY, BRUDDAH! GO STUPID AAAAAAAH GO STUPID AAAAAAAAH GO CRAZY. GO STUPID AAAAAAAH GO CRAZY YEAH! GO STUPID UH! THEN THE EPISODE ENDED, FOLLOWED UP BY A CARD SAYING "PART TWO: "THE SOUPER BIG AND CLIMACTIC BATTLE IN ALL CAPS".
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