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At some point, Mario was cleared and the police started targeting more people who could be considered suspects in this case. Some of those people included Luigi's girlfriend Daisy Keaton, the con artist twins Warren and Walter Sykes, Peach's ex-boyfriend Cooper Bowie, Mario's ex-girlfriend Pauline Miller, and a dwarf named Todd LaCroix who'd garnered a reputation as a burglar over the years and had just been released from jail.
Where am I going with this, you might ask? Well, I think Cooper had had enough of Peach rejecting his advances so one night, he broke into her house while she and Mario were asleep and abducted her. Then he drove for two hours straight towards his house and once there, proceeded to
I've been trying to put the pieces together for five years, but I don't feel like I'm getting any closer. Mario and Luigi are obviously based off the schizophrenic Italian-American man and his pushover brother, but then what about Yoshi or Donkey Kong? Bowser Koopa may've come about when Cooper and a turtle were fused together. Princess Peach is based on the woman who was murdered, and her unborn child and Todd LaCroix are possible inspirations for Toad and his whole race of mushroom people. Luigi's girlfriend gave way to Princess Daisy, Mario's ex-girlfriend gave us the damsel in distress who first appeared in "Donkey Kong," and the con artist twins were turned into Wario and Waluigi. Mario's fear of doctors and his tendency to self-medicate with hard drugs gave us the video game "Dr. Mario" and the raccoons and frogs he killed regularly gave inspiration for two power-ups in "Super Mario Bros. 3." And that's all I have to say about this.
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