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(Created page with "(''i have never watched this movie '') Adam Sandler is my fucking life. Adam Sandler should be your life, too. If you disagree, I will mercilessly beat you with a ratchet until you are a shriveling mass of blood and fecal matter. Now that I have that out of my way, let me detail my story of a moment where Adam Sandler almost wasn't my lord and savior anymore. It all started on Christmas Eve. I was 6 years old and just getting into college when my mother said to me, "Hon...") |
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(''i have never watched this movie'')
Adam Sandler is my fucking life. Adam Sandler should be your life, too. If you disagree, I will mercilessly beat you with a ratchet until you are a shriveling mass of blood and fecal matter. Now that I have that out of my way, let me detail my story of a moment where Adam Sandler almost wasn't my lord and savior anymore. It all started on Christmas Eve. I was 6 years old and just getting into college when my mother said to me, "Honey, it's time for the government mandated 8 P.M. Adam Sandler viewing. Come join us or it's off to the tin mines!" she said, giggling.
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I opened the door, and it was Santa.
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