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OMIGOD lol u r makin one of the bigest mistaks of ur life by reeding this U WILL DIE AND THEY WILL ALL LAUGH AT U!!!
OK so 1 day I was at ye olde yarde salee with my mom (yeah like i know this sounds lik a creepypasta in fact it IS a creepypasta) but like SERIOUS! Anyway i saw a game called "elmo's preskool" adn it was a epic thing i saw it had a sharpee ritted on it it said "PLAE STOPED"and th drawing was on the cover and it was lol like Elmo has hyperrealistic red things on himself and his eyes and he also had a hyperreatistic evil tongue and I was like "shut up this B so good lolz" and i was spooked 2 move bcause i seen text at the bottom of it it said "ELMO NOZ WER U LIV =100% U KAN SUCK MY
i talked to the tubby man who said "are u shure u want to bi the tape that you have in your hand with an egg sandvich?" I was spooked 2 move again because I had picked up no egg sandvich and i looked in my hand and sees ther that indeed ther was an egg sandvich! I said "lol hold the phone i didn't pick up this!" then it turned into Evil Patrixx and he said "I AM WILL MURDER YOU!" but then it turned itno doog poop so i was like "lol it must be a glitch" so i bought the game for 53 cents and took it home.
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Elmo appeared on screen and sed "ELMO WILL EAT UR SOUL!!!" it then showed hyperrealistic video of him murdering Cookie Monster and he then ripped open his stomak and pull out all the dijestest cookies and he ate them. Then he was in a place where there was a house, tree house, tent, and a small shack AS U CAN SEE ON THE LEFT:
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i was scared of wat i seen so i frew up cat ate it and died and her skelolten poped out and ate my dog and then ran into a dark portal of C'Shan and I'm like "really?" Elmo on the screen said "Yeah really now just choose where u want 2 go already s2pid i want 2 get this over with!" so i cliked on the tree and he sadi "oops i forget i left all my murdering equipment in the tent so u have 2 go in there hahahahah" then screen show inside of tent and it was revealed 2 be the tent of Evil Kiperixx!!! Evil Kipperixx was there then elmo turned into Evil Elmoixx and said "ELMO KNOWS WHERE U LIVE!!! I then got a knock on the door and it was Evil Elmoxx and he killed me DEAD!!! Then at my funeral the flowers I ordered turned out 2 be Patrixx flowers and they ate all my family and how to i know that you ask? BECAUSE I WAS GHOST AND NOW SINCE U READS THIS I AM HAUNT U SUCK MY KNICKER!!!▼
[[File:Evl kipperx.png|right|200px|thumb|Evil Kiperixx 4 reference.]]
▲i was scared of wat i seen so i frew up cat ate it and died and her skelolten poped out and ate my dog and then ran into a dark portal of C'Shan and I'm like "really?" Elmo on the screen said "Yeah really now just choose where u want 2 go already s2pid i want 2 get this over with!" so i cliked on the tree and he sadi "oops i forget i left all my murdering equipment in the tent so u have 2 go in there hahahahah" then screen show inside of tent and it was revealed 2 be the tent of Evil Kiperixx!!! Evil Kipperixx was there then elmo turned into Evil Elmoixx and said "ELMO KNOWS WHERE U LIVE!!! I then got a knock on the door and it was Evil Elmoxx and he killed me DEAD!!! Then at my funeral the flowers I ordered turned out 2 be Patrixx flowers and they ate all my family and how to i know that you ask? BECAUSE I WAS GHOST AND NOW SINCE U READS THIS I AM HAUNT U SUCK MY
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