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As a child, I grew up in a Catholic household, and my childhood was incredibly different from others.
My parents were very strict and didn't let me watch programs other kids were allowed to watch. I wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob because my parents thought it would turn me gay, I also wasn't allowed to watch Pokémon because it was apparently
The only show I found enjoyable was Sesame Street. Unlike the other it didn't shove fucking education in my face and it was actually quite good. I owned some of their DVDs and I also owned the CDs.
Eventually, I grew up and moved out. Nowadays,
I met up with a man dressed in a Big Bird suit. I then made my way into the store and found a lot of weird yet likable stuff such as a totem pole of General Asquith and others. I met up with this man who seemed right-handed asking me how my day was.
I was fine and I went to the DVD section where it had movies like The Simpsons Movie, Iron Man,
But then, I found a Sesame Street DVD.
For some reason, the cover had Elmo in a blue background, and there was text in Comic Sans saying
I bought it because of the great view. The store clerk was a crazy guy dressed like something China would have worn back in the day. He warned me that if I viewed this DVD, I would begin to believe that megachurches are causing Christianity to suffer. I told him not to worry since I attend church every Sunday morning. He trusted me and warned me to be cautious. I returned home to check my mail. I owe the government over a thousand dollars, according to the document. I was surprised at how cheap everything here was. What a coincidence!
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Anyways, I went into my house, and I wanted to know what that creepy U symbol with the 2 dots was, so I went on a Sesame Street forum online and I asked what the hell this episode was.
An hour later I got a reply to my forum post. The reply read
So I went down into the basement eager to experience what can this lost episode bring. Remember kids, if you assume you make an ass out of you and me… or is it the other way around? But anyway I inserted the disc and it began to run.
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I looked at the menu, and thought, "Meh, I've seen worse menus."
I pressed the button, and
I almost jumped into the air in shock when the episode began with some horrible rock cover of the theme song, as the camera flew across Sesame Street.
What the hell did I just experience? That
Before I could understand it, a green Grover with crooked eyes appeared from the garbage with a gun as the music changed to heavy metal.
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