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⚫ | When I was 21 I used to worship transgender porn and 4chan. I devoted my life to making sure that after Mr. Brown's (hehe brown = poop) class ended I would get home and stare at naked taiwanese hookers. Eventually I saved up $65 and rented out one. Damn did that save my sex life. My life was shattered when I found SCP containment breach. |
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I wanted to get it off of steam (Yes, in 2031 its a payed game and expensive as fuck) but I had no money because of transgender hookers. I went online to thepiratebay.co.uk and downloaded a file labled Scpcontainmentbreachandnotsomereallyshittyfanbootlegcopyandalsorequiresashittonofextradownloads.txt |
I wanted to get it off of steam (Yes, in 2031 its a payed game and expensive as fuck) but I had no money because of transgender hookers. I went online to thepiratebay.co.uk and downloaded a file labled Scpcontainmentbreachandnotsomereallyshittyfanbootlegcopyandalsorequiresashittonofextradownloads.txt |
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It came with a bunch of shitty, useless files like Bronyspeak.png and the9/11conspiracyrevealed.txt, and howtogetfreebestiality.ogg. There was one file that caught my intrest. ED.exe. I have an erectile Dysfunction, so I clicked it. I instantly got a raging, throbbing boner. It was Encyclopedia Dramatica, slightly different. Instead of every page having |
It came with a bunch of shitty, useless files like Bronyspeak.png and the9/11conspiracyrevealed.txt, and howtogetfreebestiality.ogg. There was one file that caught my intrest. ED.exe. I have an erectile Dysfunction, so I clicked it. I instantly got a raging, throbbing boner. It was Encyclopedia Dramatica, slightly different. Instead of every page having dickgirl porn, like 99.99999% of their pages do, there was furry porn. I clicked the ad for free webcams and one flew through my window and hit me on the head. |
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I awoke to a game called SCPcyclopedia Dramatica. It functioned just like usual, but when I got to the keter wing the rooms were different. First, ALL TEH BLOOD WUZ REPLACED WITH SEMEN, second, 682 was replaced with Obama bin laden, I was scared when I founed 096. His usual disjointed arms scared me. then my cumpooter restarted. I had a heart attack when I saw two unspeakable things. |
I awoke to a game called SCPcyclopedia Dramatica. It functioned just like usual, but when I got to the keter wing the rooms were different. First, ALL TEH BLOOD WUZ REPLACED WITH SEMEN, second, 682 was replaced with Obama bin laden, I was scared when I founed 096. His usual disjointed arms scared me. then my cumpooter restarted. I had a heart attack when I saw two unspeakable things. |
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# I was a mexican with a cheap haircut |
# I was a mexican with a cheap haircut |
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# Encyclopedia Dramatica was replaced with Uncyclopedia. |
# Encyclopedia Dramatica was replaced with Uncyclopedia. |
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I walked unto the HQ of Uncyclopedia, |
I walked unto the HQ of Uncyclopedia, took a dump on the manager, and replaced all the computers' system32 with GAME-OF-THE-YEAR 420BLAZEIT!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!! |
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Unfortunaately the custodian shot me in the eyes. Im writing this on the floor bleeding and dyeinge. |
Unfortunaately the custodian shot me in the eyes. Im writing this on the floor bleeding and dyeinge. |
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THEN, A SKELETON POPPED OUT |
THEN, A SKELETON POPPED OUT |
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Now, this is a story all about how |
Now, this is a story all about how<br> |
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My life got flipped-turned upside down |
My life got flipped-turned upside down<br> |
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And I'd like to take a minute |
And I'd like to take a minute<br> |
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Just sit right there |
Just sit right there<br> |
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I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air |
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air |
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In west Philadelphia born and raised |
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On the playground was where I spent most of my days |
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Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool |
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And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school |
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When a couple of guys |
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Who were up to no good |
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Startin making trouble in my neighborhood |
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I got in one little fight and my mom got scared |
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And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' |
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I begged and pleaded with her day after day |
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But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way |
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She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. |
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I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. |
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First class, yo this is bad |
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Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. |
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Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? |
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Hmmmmm this might be alright. |
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But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that |
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Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? |
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I don't think so |
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I'll see when I get there |
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I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air |
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Well, the plane landed and when I came out |
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There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out |
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I ain't trying to get arrested yet |
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I just got here |
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I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared |
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I whistled for a cab and when it came near |
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The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror |
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If anything I can say that this cab was rare |
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But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' |
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I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 |
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And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' |
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I looked at my kingdom |
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I was finally there |
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To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air |
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When I was 21 I used to worship transgender porn and 4chan. I devoted my life to making sure that after Mr. Brown's (hehe brown = poop) class ended I would get home and stare at naked taiwanese hookers. Eventually I saved up $65 and rented out one. Damn did that save my sex life. My life was shattered when I found SCP containment breach.
I wanted to get it off of steam (Yes, in 2031 its a payed game and expensive as fuck) but I had no money because of transgender hookers. I went online to thepiratebay.co.uk and downloaded a file labled Scpcontainmentbreachandnotsomereallyshittyfanbootlegcopyandalsorequiresashittonofextradownloads.txt
It came with a bunch of shitty, useless files like Bronyspeak.png and the9/11conspiracyrevealed.txt, and howtogetfreebestiality.ogg. There was one file that caught my intrest. ED.exe. I have an erectile Dysfunction, so I clicked it. I instantly got a raging, throbbing boner. It was Encyclopedia Dramatica, slightly different. Instead of every page having dickgirl porn, like 99.99999% of their pages do, there was furry porn. I clicked the ad for free webcams and one flew through my window and hit me on the head.
I awoke to a game called SCPcyclopedia Dramatica. It functioned just like usual, but when I got to the keter wing the rooms were different. First, ALL TEH BLOOD WUZ REPLACED WITH SEMEN, second, 682 was replaced with Obama bin laden, I was scared when I founed 096. His usual disjointed arms scared me. then my cumpooter restarted. I had a heart attack when I saw two unspeakable things.
- I was a mexican with a cheap haircut
- Encyclopedia Dramatica was replaced with Uncyclopedia.
I walked unto the HQ of Uncyclopedia, took a dump on the manager, and replaced all the computers' system32 with GAME-OF-THE-YEAR 420BLAZEIT!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!
Unfortunaately the custodian shot me in the eyes. Im writing this on the floor bleeding and dyeinge.
THEN, A SKELETON POPPED OUT
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
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