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I will never forget the horror. The worst day of my life. Just thinking of it makes me feel nauseous, but I need to get this off my chest.
It was a Saturday afternoon, I loved macaroni cheese, it was the best type of meal. I'd eat it every week. The cheesiness was amazing. I'd just reheated a bowl of macaroni cheese from last night for lunch.
I went into my room and turned on my
▲I went into my room and turned on my Playstation 4. I took out my copy of Assassin's Creed Unity, the second best thing to macaroni cheese, and was holding the disk in my hand, when suddenly, it fell into my bowl of macaroni cheese.
That was when everything changed I pulled the disk out and wiped it clean, washed and dried it. I checked for scratches, and when I was satisfied, I inserted the disk into the slot, unaware of the squelching sound it made.
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As I pushed the left analog stick forward, the civilians all stopped what they were doing, turned round and stared at the main character, Arno, their blank faces following him as he walked through the streets of Paris, which was also covered in the same bright yellow goo.
This is when everything started going wrong, as I
I forced Arno into climbing up a nearby house, just as hyper realistic blood mixed with macaroni cheese started pouring out of the windows and onto the ground, some covering his robes.
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I woke up in my own bed. There was no blood, no melted cheese, no pasta. I got up and looked around. I walked out of my bedroom door, everything was normal. I turned round to my room again, assuming that it had all been nothing but a nightmare. That was until I noticed... Sitting on my desk... Was a red spotted bowl... And in that bowl... Was some macaroni cheese.
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