Every Cliche Ever: Difference between revisions

When I read the newspaper, it said "NO ESCAPE". Then I visited www.{{SERVERNAME}}donottouchori'llkillyou.com, then raw footage of MURDUR, TORTURE, AND PEDOPHILLIA ARE SHOWN!!! And then the computer blue screened, and restarted. Then the footage appeared as my desktop wallpaper, and I can't get rid of it. HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!! I'm going to die soon because of this. I don't even have time to write this! Ived met with other Jeffs before, and you probably didnt noticed.