Evil Patrixxx Illegally fun Game: Difference between revisions

 Let me start at the beginning. I went to my next door neighbor's house and conveinently like every single gaming creepypasta he had a yard/garage sale. Being a moron with no common sense I decided to check it out even though my neighbor was a known sex offender and 80 years old and scared the shit out of me. I saw a game on the shelf that interested me, "Evil Patrixxx PC mega edition." I asked how much for the game, and he broke down screaming "TAKE IT... JUST TAKE IT PLEASE... I BEG OF YOU... PLEASE..." Free game in my eyes. I thought it was a bit strange he was yelling and begging for me to take such a gem of a game, but I shrugged it off like the average idiot. I did a triple-flip through the fucking wall back into my house and put the game in my PC. It required me to install all the files like old games, which was weird to me because what the fuck this is 2014 why are old games even exist lol. So I downloaded it all and got some strange message from my anti-virus. "FILES ARE UNSAFE. DO NOT OPEN. REMOVE THEM IDIOT." I had no idea what my anti-virus was talking about so I ignored it and played my new game.