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WHAT A FUCKING DAY, I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE HERPES. IT'S ALL SO IMPROPER.
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NOW WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE BETA BEGGARS!
 
NOW THAT BRYAN'S OUT OF THE WAY, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR OL' (redacted)[REDACTED]
 
SUDDENLY FLOPPY PENIS MC DERP- EAH, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS NAME? CAME AND STOLE A SAUSAGE FROM ME
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HE THEN TURNED INTO A BOTTLE OF MEGA SKRUMPY AND SHOT BOOZE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
 
IT SMELLED LIKE BEER, WHICH I THINK SMELLS HORRIBLE.
 
HE THEN EXPLODED INTO 284519823457327563670246387536583645385635893 PIECES AND DIED.
 
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TO BE CONTINUED SOME TIME SOON?
 
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'''''<i>*for those who are not aware, bryan2000 is a certain individual infamous for harassing the admins of duke4(dot)net and 3d realms over duke nukem 3d prototypes a few years ago. nowadays he is referred to as beta bryan.'''''</i>
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