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Ever since I was in school, I HATED Five Nights at Freddy’s. During lunch one day a friend of mine told me to play it on his phone. I played it, wondering what the hell the point of this game was, when suddenly the bunny character, her name is Bonnie, jumped out and spooked me. She spooked me so hard that I instantly pissed myself. Everyone started laughing at me, and I quickly ran out of the college dining hall. Ever since then, I HATED FNAF!!!
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The suit opened, revealing a mangled corpse (Not the animatronic btw). When the suit opened, the head rolled off, revealing the head of the monster. But… It was not the head of the monster… It was… Me? It was a photo taken from my associate’s degree celebration. I nearly fell out of my chair, but luckily my back fat caught me before it was too late. I was stunned. What could this mean? My GAMER skills never taught me media literacy! Right as I began to abandon the game in frustration, the text repeated, “Only bullies throw their siblings down the stairs”. Then, the crying child transformed into my brother. Was… Was the game telling me that I was being mean to my brother? A jumpscare appeared, but I was too stunned to care, not even enough to piss myself. The screen went dark, when fairly quickly an image of Freddy appeared with hyper-realistic bleeding eyes. I was not too concerned as this was lore accurate. After, the text reading “I AM GOD” appeared. This was NOT lore accurate and petrified me.
▲ The screen froze. I merely stared. Was it hours? Days? Years that had passed? I looked at the clock. It was 10 minutes. I still couldn't understand. How could an EPIC GAMER like me be in the wrong? It was these beta normies’ fault, like my brother! They're the ones tarnishing this beloved hobby of mine! I went to use the bathroom, however I heard something after voiding my bladder to prevent another incident. I returned to my room where my little brother was running away, marker in hand. I looked and saw it on my bed: a Freddy Fazbear plush with black and bleeding eyes. By non-existent God. I figured it out. My brother, an expert in computer programming and a game development major, had been POSSESSED by FREDDY FAZBEAR to create this plush. The ghost from the game was real… and it took hold of my brother… I pissed myself despite my empty bladder.
▲ Having experienced true fear first hand, I urge my fellow GAMERS to beware of this mysterious disc. Where is it now, you may ask? I sold it. I mean, I could have destroyed it, but the release of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is right around the corner so, you know. My brother may not be able to be saved, but yours can. Even now he exclaims, “It was just a prank, bro!” but I know that's just Freddy in his soul attempting to deceive me. For the love of God, if you receive this disc, and you come across the monster, for fake GOD'S sake TURN IT OFF!!!
▲ This is XxBlondeStallionxX, signing off.
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