FUCKLORD PART 1

On one wonderful day in a flower garden west of North Carolina, there was a potato named Fucklord. He had muscles like NO POTATO.

"I am the most fab potato of all!" Fucklord said while having sex with a tree.

"Oh, really?" Aunt Shaniqua said.

"YOU KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER INTO A POOP! YOU WILL PAY!" Fucklord said

They fought like potatoes, except Aunt Shaniqua was winning.

"You will never win against my... TOMATO POWERS!" She said.

"OH NO, I'M DED." Fucklord said as he was destroyed by the tomato cannon.

They both died in that fight, but FUCKLORD WAS REINCARNATED,AND WILL GET HIS REVENGE IN PART 2