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I loved Todd Howard. He was my waifu.
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However, one fateful day would change all of that.
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== The Email ==
I came home after a long day of
The first thing I did was check on my dad's computer to see where he kept all his porn (Seriously? Who the fuck downloads porn these days? Fuckin' plebs.). Secondly, I checked my Hotmail. I almost came as soon as I saw the email. It was from Todd Howard! He was offering me a "Fallout 4 Super Deluxe Ultra Expensive as Fuck Edition" for free! Even though the email did seem almost to good to be true, I accepted it anyways, since it was from my lord Todd Howard.
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When my character exited vault 111, I wanted to be excited, but instead, I saw some spooky shit. I saw more blood than I should in a fallout game. I saw blood on the houses, on the street, and in many other places. The one thing that really spooked me, however, was that I saw two skeletons in sexual positions. I was so spooked that I had to put the game down and take a well-deserved rest from 12 hours of gaming.
== The Next Day at
When I arrived at
I knew what I had to do.
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This edition of Fallout 4 is out there, believe me. If you come across it, you're screwed as fuck.
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