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is set in Britain so it was bucketing down with rain. Luckily Jacob, mat, and toby were inside at the local shopping centre of London. Many people think London is the only city in England. This is in fact false. There are two cities, London and Britainburg. Jacob had purchased his own copy of steelywheely automobily, the British GTA. Toby had bought a sally acorn spy plushie, and mat had bought a crate of Bedfordshire clangers. He was pretty hungry. It was getting l
Ate so the three decided it was time to head home. They were about to walk over to the stairs but mat stops for a second. Jacob looks over to mat and said "mat, what are you waiting for? If it gets dark before we leave we could get
Lift. You may remember that mat was too lazy to carry the crate of Bedfordshire clangers down the stairs. The three stooges pressed the button on the elevator. The doors open and they go in. they may have not entered if they took time to see who else was there. In the elevator there is LOL Skeletons, Jeff the killer, Teke Teke, and worst of all, JC the fucking hyena. And in case you wandering he actually is a hyena, and it’s not just his "
ward lift ride they had ever been on, but after five minutes without the doors opening it becomes clear that something was wrong. JC the hyena was the first to comment "the bloody red…elevator is… bloody broken… Bull freakin’ horseshit!
den, a voice was heard on the loud speakers. It sounded like it came from an obese doctor. It said "hi, it is me. Dr Raven cuckoo Esquire. I lost my medical licence after I let a killer roam the streets thinking he’d come back if he still felt like murdering
aker went quiet and it didn’t even take a second for JC to open his big fat mouth. "Seven bloody hours. Bloody fucking
ned off again. It seems that the elbow lady is dead. Sorry guys.
ights went out. Big surprise there. they all looked at Jeff.
And… he… was… dead! Not just a little dead. He lied on the floor with his
stainless steel jellied eel plunged between his ribcage. His corpulent figure became a gauntlet of depravity. Now with jeff gone, the suspect was toby. LOL skeletons pointed his bony finger at toby. "It’s him! THE TOBEAST. He accused Jeff to divert suspicion away from himself!
ivator. They would just have to wait patiently. For about three hours they were eagerly awaiting for the fir bobby’s arrival. The lights went out for the final time. When they turned back on. LOL Skeletons is dead. He didn’t look much different as he had no blood or guts to smear all over the place. But he was dead none the less. Now the only people there were Mat, Toby, and Jacob. It could have been any of them. They all hated the murder victims so they didn’t really care. They just sat down and waited for the fire bobby’s to arrive. "You know
by’s plunged there axes into the elevator. Loosening it as
if it were relaxed and to alow there entrance. As they open the door. They find Jacob Mat and Toby. Sitting in the elevator with dead boys around them. The walked out of the elevator and soaked in the sunlight that had been taken from them. "Hey
Then end
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