Fast Food Store

Revision as of 04:10, 15 January 2013 by imported>LOLSKELETONS

There once was a fast food resturant in downtown Fresno. It had burgers that were so gross if you ate them you would die and puke and vomit.

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the self proclaimed mugger


Being teenagers, my friend Orion and I went to go eat there, but then we got mugged because downtown Fresno is a fucking terrible place.


And then I fell on a floor.


And then the mugger came back to rip off my scab and rub dirt on it.


And then it got infected and I died.


But how am I writing this? Because nobody ever really dies... Or do they????