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Young Freddy Harland, a morbidly obese 15 year old kid from Northern Kentucky was always alone and bullied. No matter how much he tried to fit in he could never find acceptance from anyone. He found comfort in his trusty baseball bat that his grandpa gave him... he would spend hours in his front yard singing "take me out to the ball game" as he pathetically threw his ball up in the air to hit it. This, naturally caused him too appear more crazy to his peers and well... the neighborhood. So much in fact that his parents were being questioned by concerned (and nosy) neighbors. After his forth attempt to try out for the local baseball team he was told he was simply too fat to be on the team... sobbing and dragging his beloved baseball bat behind himself on his walk back home he was greeted in the distance by some of the players from the team... inviting him over to play which excited Freddy as he gleefully ran to play a game with his possible new friends. Everything was going fine, they laughed, ran bases and Freddy even score his first homerun, Then without warning one of the boys yelled too Freddy "Hey! DUCK FATTY!" as his beloved baseball bat was slammed right into his face, knocking him too the now blood splattered grass. As the boys took turns beating his face in with such cruel bravado, they screamed "DIE FAT BOY!" and "YOU DON'T DESERVE TOO BREATH WIDELOAD!" and "DEATH TOO THE LARD!"
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