Firebrando Takes Over the World and Kills Everyone (BurningTorrent's 1 Year Anniversary on TPW Special): Difference between revisions
Firebrando Takes Over the World and Kills Everyone (BurningTorrent's 1 Year Anniversary on TPW Special) (view source)
Revision as of 07:00, 9 December 2023
, 6 months ago→Part 3: HABIT Murders Everyone And Takes Over Alton Towers (Evan's 1st Time at Alton Towers Special)
m (Text replacement - "‘" to "'") |
|||
| (6 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown) | |||
Line 5:
introductions. I'm getting straight to the fucking story this time. No more bs.
this god forsaken website, and already my life has started to go downhill.
Procrastinating on the massive pile of homework I have to write some shitty
Line 54:
dimension.
"Firebrand. Have you got the dank good shit?" A mysterious
Line 172:
Caliborn is knocked to the ground and runs away.
"
"Cebert." Close enough.
Line 192:
"In a minute, OH YEAH BABY!"
"Well, now I know why his name rhymes with
Observer says.
Line 208:
"There isn't one." He stops before quietly adding "Unless
you want to join in with Noah and
"Oi, guys get ready to go." I step out onto the porch,
Line 216:
"Call me, Noah!" HABIT shouts. Noah just looks annoyed.
"Yeah, sure
OBSERVER FUCK!" Great, more conflict that could have been easily avoided.
Line 229:
in space-time.
"STOP SENDING ME SEXTS YOU
his sentence before the rip closed.
"
whatever's going on?" Allini asks John.
Line 323:
"SLENDY GET
YO BITCH ASS TO WORK AND USE THE TIMEY WARP WARP POWERS RIGHT
Observer shouts into the phone, just as we are crossing the border to North
Korea. Surprisingly, we managed to do it just in time. Any second later, and
Line 329:
it's a good thing, as looking through some of the glove compartments, we found
out that this was actually a secret KKK plane. Yup, sure is a good thing
everyone on this plane who was part of the KKK is
up to excuse the fact that we just killed a bunch of innocent people, but I
wouldn't do that!)
Line 360:
"Guys, be quiet, I hear something." The Observer says, and
we remain quiet. Around the corner, we
it to power these special fleshlights!? What could they be using these for!?
(Well other than the obvious, duh!)
Line 381:
"Well, the characters are giving us some really dank energy
to power these special edition gold fleshlights. We are using the fleshlights
to create a doomsday device, and
"Ewww, noooo!" Tim says, disgusted.
Line 396:
"Firebrand!"
"DNA DIGIVOLVE
[[File:Firebrando.png|thumb|297x297px|"It was me, Firebrando!"]]
"FIREBRANDO!" Shit. This was going to be one tough fucker to
beat.
"Now my
little shits.
It turns out he didn't, luckily. Or maybe unluckily as the
first one to pop out from the shadows
shortly followed by Toki, Big Da Cat, Rick, Morty, Gamzee, Caliborn (Who had
somehow managed to find his way back.), Mutahar
MARIO!? Kill me now.
Line 485:
"Well, at least it wasn't Comic Sans this time. Tell my Ordinary
returning to my battle.
Line 505:
leader of the Illuminati and therefore, by his logic, Satan, but Jay knew that
was bullshit as he had actually met Satan and Satan was not Slenderman, he was
close, but he was not. As for the leader of the
because the leader of the Illuminati would have better things to do than chase
around teenagers and people who were barely in their twenties. Jay punched VC
Line 567:
it fails.
"EVERYONE FUCKING
"CHARGE, MY MINIONS!" A deep voice is heard. The massive
doors behind us open
IT IS THE YELLOW LITTLE SHITS!)
The minions storm the room and topple over Firebrando,
causing the fusion to split. They murder Dio in cold blood and
I'm sorry, The Operator, grabs Firebrand with one of his tentacles.
Line 630:
to pay my taxes! My son has been downloading nipples all over! You need to help
me! My son's been jacking off in his bathroom! I built him a shed. He needs to
stop.
You need, you need, you need to help me with PC Optimiser Pro! Help me! Yes,
yes you will, yes you will. You will help me! Yes, you wanna. wanna give me a hand
Line 692:
them to get to the front of the line.
Meanwhile, with the Buttfuck
Observer we're planning on getting on the Rapids, until there was a familiar
voice that resonated throughout the whole section of the park.
Line 703:
probably the most loyal member of the fucking Collective.
"He went back to Brian." Tim and his smart
"Well, now that you're here, I guess we should put our
Line 829:
[[Category:Excessive Profanity]]
[[Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS]]
{{Comments}}
[[Category:Shortpasta]]
| |||