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"Guys, this is serious I'm fucked in a lot of ways if we
don't get something done about this. I don't want to have to confront
tentacles' ever again, you got that?" The Observer yelled.
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I ask everyone. They all raise their hands, except for John.
"You can't, it's protected by
Fleshlights'." Ok, first off, why, and second off, what magical qualities could
a sex toy possibly possess apart from the ability to make magic in the down
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honest opinion. Please don't make me go on a rant about how it used to be a
good movement but it slowly devolved into a bunch of misandristic young teenagers.
(And no don't use that
same as #NotAllMen, ok, now stop trying to push shitty labels on me.) RANT
OVER. *Cough, cough.
Anita gets angry and goes into hyper rage mode and begins to
blow up video games such as GTA 5 and Super Mario Brothers, ranting about
blatent misiginy' in them, and using them as
I realise that everyone is trying to take down one person at
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forever, 100 years best duo. But The Observer and John have this kinda weird
chemistry where they are completely indifferent to each other, but work well
together. It makes no sense, but this
Wiki BITCH! Needless to say, they quickly defeated Rick and Morty with little
to no effort as John Cebert's powers were almost incomprehensible to the human
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"WEEEEEESNAAAAAAAW!" He shouted as he began to go God Tier. We
all turned to look and pretty much everyone mouthed a silent
His God Tier just so happened to be
wasn't going to end well for Gamzee. Devdev began to grind on Gamzee and kept
on shouting
When he was done, Devdev left Gamzee be and Gamzee ran out
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"Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? Alright, alright, so my son's
been downloading these viruses onto my computer, and I can't get
get these viruses off! There's a tonne of cocks! I need them off! I need to do
taxes! Please? I am THIS high in debt! They're gonna saw off my fingers! I need
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Back with the other guys, Alex goes on a killing spree with
HABIT, John raps the John Cena theme and says that
subsequently being murdered by HABIT, Tavrisol and Devdev realise that they are
late for the annual
therefore go back to whatever fucked up universe they're from.
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and went their separate ways.
One went to join the gay sex party, the other, went to go
Noah' as he put it. Both of them had the same objective of getting laid, so it
doesn't really matter to be honest.
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But if there's one question I have at the end of this, it's
why did I title it
mean, really, if anyone killed anyone, it was us, and he didn't really take
over anything. Oh well. At least all this is over now.
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When Evan was questioned about his involvement, all he had
to say was
There's your top kek ending. You were probably expecting
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