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It was my first day of work, my mom had been pestering me to get a job for years. She would call me a fat slob and at one point tried to persuade me to join the family business of assassins, though I declined. Now this is my ticket to show that I'm a hard worker and can make money, without a knife mind you. I arrived at my workplace via magic carpet transportation and was greeted with a medium sized building known only as "Freddy. J. McShitty's pizza". It was a dark place with no staff, though I was working the night shift so I wasn't surprised. I entered the doorway and realised I ate too much at the McDonald's across the street, so I rushed to the toilet to take a big one. As I sat in the toilet for over a hundred hours, I felt relieved and clean, letting my excretory system do all the work. But then it happened.
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"Uh, nice to meet you I guess."
As I turned round somebody else caught hold of my arm, I looked over and it was one of the other staff. He was a man with dark brown, furry skin and wore a top hat, his appearance also resembled that of a bear.
"Hello there you must be new here, I'm the manager of this fine establishment."
"Oh! Hello sir, I've been waiting to see you all day."
"And I've..." Without hesitation he grabbed my arm and inhaled, "...been waiting for you all day."
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"Everyone seems to have such a great sense of humour here, man I'm gonna have the time of my life."
"Yes, now I welcome you wholeheartedly to five thousand nights at McShitty's, a place
"Yeah, speaking of urine I really need to go to the toilet."
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And with that, I spent the rest of my five thousand nights at McShitty's.
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