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It was my first day of work, my mom had been pestering me to get a job for years. She would call me a fat slob and at one point tried to persuade me to join the family business of assassins, though I declined. Now this is my ticket to show that I'm a hard worker and can
▲It was my first day of work, my mom had been pestering me to get a job for years. She would call me a fat slob and at one point tried to persuade me to join the family business of assassins, though I declined. Now this is my ticket to show that I'm a hard worker and can [[File:Images_(8).jpg|thumb|259px]]make money, without a knife mind you. I arrived at my workplace via magic carpet transportation and was greeted with a medium sized building known only as "Freddy. J. McShitty's pizza". It was a dark place with no staff, though I was working the night shift so I wasn't surprised. I entered the doorway and realised I ate too much at the McDonald's across the street, so I rushed to the toilet to take a big one. As I sat in the toilet for over a hundred hours, I felt relieved and clean, letting my excretory system do all the work. But then it happened.
I heard a scraping sound against the floor, and an electrical low-pitch buzzing. It was getting closer and closer and... I let it out. The last bit of crap was released and it felt wonderful, however I quickly focused my attention back to the unusual sounds. The buzzing sound got louder, and then a swoosh sound against the tile floor followed by a thud preceded. I could hear the entity mutter something under its breath.
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And with that, I spent the rest of my five thousand nights at McShitty's.
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