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The doctors tried everything they could to salvage it, but alas, my beautiful sword and spheres were gone. Luckily for me though, my doc recommended i get an artificial dick and pair of balls, which surprisingly could fill up with liquid and become hard. Without it, whenever i'd go to piss it would splash everywhere and on everything.
I went clean and got a beautiful wife afterwards. It's annoying to clean up every time i use the artificial dick, but the benefits are a lot better than the losses. You don't want to be dickless with a wife, trust me, the jokes are
It worked well for many years, but three days ago, i had to go to the toilet real bad, and i was left with no choice but to use our work's dreaded toilet stalls. Not only did everything reek, but i was in a bit of a hurry because we had a presentation coming up, and i was an important participant in it.
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