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<p style="margin-bottom:0in">Sonic.exe masterbated</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">But...everything was not going well on Teletubby land...for an army of zombies from space attacked the city of "I cant believe its only %10 butter" </p>
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<p style="margin-bottom:0in">It all came down to Sonic.org to get this shit rollin' AND SO HE EQUIPED HIS ULTRA SUPER GLAMOROUS FANCY RAWKET LAUNCHER AND BLASTED THE ZOMBIES TO BITS! but oho hohohoh this shit aint over.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">CHICKENS! ALL OVER YOUR FACE, PEEKING AT YOUR EYEBALLS...only one man could stop this madness...</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">Sonic.i-like-it-when-you-slap-me GOT HIS FLAME THROWER AND BBQ'D the little asswipes into baked chicken, but it was over yet, sonic.steve had one last visit to make..</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">Ninja-town...</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">*dramatic pause* </p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">Sonic.the-1% walked into town by crashing a car into a mall killing thousands of innocent people, he then proceeded to kll all the ninjas, but they were too many, Sonic.iloveu was surrounded, BUT NOT FOR LONG, cause HE TURNED INTO A GIANT ROBOT AND HE WENT LIKE BOOOOM BITCH HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW STEVE?!! HOW?? DO YOU LIKE ME NOW STEVE?!!! HUH??? THEN HE BLASTED THE NINJAS TO SPACE WHERE HE USED HIS ULTRA NINJITSU FIGHTING TECHNIQUE, the BBQ of sonicDEATH!.</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">And it was like BOMB! bam CHKIKIKIIKKIKIIIK, KEKEEKEKEKEK, LLOLOOL ALSAF and then...EXPLOSION, THEN SPONGEBOB POPPED UP AND WAS LIKE "NO!! JUST NO!!! NO!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK FUCKING FUCK!! NO!! JUST NO!! SONIC!! NO!!”</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0in">But sonic.orgy was not scared ADN...ADN..JE..WENT LEIK...AND EDH---I WAS LIEK DSOGM AN OH MAN T HIS IS GOOD PIE, DISFJG AND THEN HE KILLED SPOMGSSFOB.</p>
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<p style="margin-bottom:0in">Then a plushie raped me.</p>
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