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After I went back inside, I saw a
Then, it descended.
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'''''<span style="background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(top, #FF5A00 0%, #FFAE00 100%); background-image: -moz-linear-gradient(top, #FF5A00 0%, #FFAE00 100%); background-image: -ms-linear-gradient(top, #FF5A00 0%, #FFAE00 100%); background-image: -o-linear-gradient(top, #FF5A00 0%, #FFAE00 100%); background-image: linear-gradient(top, #FF5A00 0%, #FFAE00 100%); display:inline-block;color:black;text-shadow:2px 2px 3px red;"><big>CUCUMBERS!</big></span>'''''
The people around my house started running away while yelling things like "We are going to die!" and "What did I ever do to you, Veggie Tales!?". The cucumbers responded by shooting cucumber seeds at houses and people. The people stood still, faced the Cucumber aliens, and laughed. The cucumber seeds did no damage whatsoever. But they did stick to the people and houses. Immediately, they started to grow, puncturing walls and covering people's bodies. They were turning people into cucumbers!
I ran away as fast as I could (
The cucumbers surrounded us and we were forced to stop. One stepped forward and said "DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE BOY?". I replied "Earth?"
While the cucumbers were distracted, the motorcycle driver stabbed the cucumber who claimed taking over the world, and
I then jumped on the motorcycle, started driving, ran over a bystander that said "This is getting cumbersome!", and drove to the top of a skyscraper. He punched the building, and I jumped to another. This started a chain reaction, with buildings acting like dominoes. Eventually, I stood on the only skyscraper left. After admiring my jumping skills, I had to think of a plan to get rid of this cucumber.
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He died. However, there are more cucumbers, and I need to get rid of them! After panicking and running in circles, I pulled out my cell phone and dialed a number I remembered from my childhood. The Pizza delivery guy I remember. After having a delicious pizza, I ran off to kill the rest of the Cucumbers. But then I ran into the group of cucumbers, and they all pointed their guns at me. They were about to fire when a message came on one of their radios. It reminded me to use the DS Missile launcher. I aimed the missile launcher at the cucumbers, and blasted them apart. Another wave. I blasted them, but they were immune! I ran away.
Then a group of people ran from their homes, using whatever they could to kill the cumbers. Knives, blenders, pudding, anything they believed to be effective. I ran into a swamp, and found Shrek. He was holding Donkey. He went "Don't be so ogre" and pulled donkeys tail, which caused Donkey to run really fast and shred through cucumbers. The cucumbers found Shrek as the main target. I took the chance. I aimed for the UOV, and...
played horrible dubstep music from it's communicator, causing the cucumbers to spontaneously combust. The Cucumbers couldn't handle it, and they ran into the UOV and flew away. I'm pretty sure they won't be returning. It has been many years since that incident. ten years afterwards, some rather intelligent radishes landed, and we formed an alliance. We have many organic weapons to fight against them next time if they return.
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