FreeTVs.exe: Difference between revisions
m
→top
imported>Pokeymanz123 m (Pokeymanz123 moved page Half-Life 2 Beta: Get Your Free TVs to FreeTVs.exe: Just thought it would fit more.) |
m (→top) |
||
(8 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown) | |||
Line 1:
IT WAS A NORMAL DAY. GABEN TOLD ME ABOUT THE LASTEST HL2 SIGGRAPH SHOWCASE, AND THEY WANTED ME TO CAPTURE FOOTAGE, SO I LAUNCHED UP HALF-LIFE 2, AND I NOTICED IT DIDN'T SAY HALF-LIFE 2.EXE, BUT IT INSTEAD SAID GASMASKCITIZEN.EXE... I IGNORED IT, AND TRIED TO GET TO THE SHOWCASE MAP, BUT I PICKED THE WRONG MAP BY ACCIDENT. THE HL1 HUD SHOWED UP AS USUAL BECAUSE WE DIDN'T FINISH THE HL2 HUD YET. IT HAD A WEIRD WIND-LIKE SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND, AND IT KEPT ON CHANGING TO SOME WEIRD MESSAGES I COULDN'T MAKE OUT. I WALKED UP TO A GASMASK CITIZEN, AND THEY CHARGED AT ME WITH NO ANIMATION. THEY SAID THE MOST MORTIFYING THING EVER... "DO NOT FORGET MY FREE TVS..." IT WAS A MOMENT LATER. MY HL2 CRASHED, AND THEN I HEARD THAT SAME QUOTE AGAIN. IT OPENED BACK UP, BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL MAP, IT WAS A BLANK AND EMPTY VOID... GASMASK CITIZENS WERE SPAWNING IN AS THE CAMERA WAS FORCED TO SPIN AROUND. AFTER A WHILE, IT AUTOMATICALLY CLOSED, AND IT LEFT A WEIRD .TXT FILE ON MY DESKTOP. THE FILE WAS CALLED, "PLEASE_FREE_US.TXT." I OPENED IT, AND IT WAS JUST A WALL OF TEXT SAYING, "VALVE WON'T LET US OUT."
▲'''-Inspired by Wirelex'''
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:ALL CAPS]]
[[Category:Vidya games]]
[[Category:File Extensions]]
{{Comments}}
[[Category:Shortpasta]]
|