Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: Secret Alternate Opening: Difference between revisions

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'''"Now this is the story, all about how, my life got fucked up so bad, and I'd like to take a shit right in my chair...tell ya'll how I became the prinCESS of a town called BALLS." '''
 
'''"In West - Uncle Phil - edelphia, one day, I started shootin' some people in my neighborhood! I was killin' a couple of guys outside of the school, then my mom got sca-RY, she said 'Ya movin' with theyour Auncle and Untie in Bel-Air!"'''
 
'''"She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket, I said I might as well stick it - up my ass - Yo, this is bad-ASS, drinkin' paint out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of - Hmm... - Livin' like? Hmm... This might be bad!"'''
 
'''<nowiki>"I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the cab -ran RANover OVERa OUR CATcat - If anything I could say that - Thisthis cat - Wouldwould not be alright! I put my walkman on, and said 'I might as well kick it...into the sewer, but I thought 'nah, forget it.''</nowiki>'''
 
'''"I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell yo ASS', looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to shit on my chair!"'''
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